quote:

Originally posted by Lira SFW PICS OR STFU!

Unfortunately they are all around level 9 slut, which is kinda baller in its own rights. Plus it wouldn't be as good as any other pr0n that you have seen since you dont know her. You've seen one porn you seen've seen them all the same...

i danced so much this weekend my ass is sorer than Psy-T's after the episode with Lashonda the black tranny.

quote:

Originally posted by all-nite-freak i danced so much this weekend my ass is sorer than Psy-T's after the episode with Lashonda the black tranny.

Not your best material..

6/10

quote:

Originally posted by chach Not your best material.. 6/10

I gave your mom aids and cock slapped your grandpa just because i hate wrinkled people.
fuck you pay me
call me

quote:

Originally posted by all-nite-freak I gave your mom aids and cock slapped your grandpa just because i hate wrinkled people. fuck you pay me call me

8.5/10

Oh so close you missed the drug refrences, I was expecting to see at least something about you doing coke out of some orfice on a human body. I wouldve given you at least a 9 with that.

So I was at the doctor's office today and this old lady was complaining about being cold.

I think some stand-up comedian said something about old people always being cold, and it reminded me of that. LOL!

It's like 75 degrees and she tells her husband to get her blouse.

___________________
"You won a new refrigerator, great! Where you gonna put it?" - Tony Danza

quote:

Originally posted by Marc Summers So I was at the doctor's office today and this old lady was complaining about being cold. I think some stand-up comedian said something about old people always being cold, and it reminded me about that. LOL! It's like 75 degrees and she tells her husband to get her blouse.

Jerry Seinfeld has done some stuff about that before,lol. If not I know that Larry David does it for sure in a episode of Curb.

quote:

Originally posted by Slylee i'm going on a date tonight. i dont know if i'll really like him, but he kinda caught me off guard when he asked me so i was just like, "umm sure". oh well.

Yea so after my date and I finished 2 bottles of wine and lots of good Italian food, he lovingly grabbed my hand at the table and placed a vial of coke in it.

Which lead to lots of bumps in the bathroom at a bar, which lead to eating a pill at an afterhours party, which lead to only 8 hours of sleep since Friday night….

Ughh..I can’t even function today. haha

___________________

My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

quote:

Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

oh and i can't believe i never heard Lamb "Trans Fatty Acid" before.

___________________

My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

quote:

Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

forgot to mention the sexy time you had in between ?

___________________

Download and review ! Omega_M - In the Mix (Beta Version)

Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.

*taking notes down...

1.alcohol- check
2.somthing to fill her up- check
3. drugs- check



what are you doing tonight?

quote:

Originally posted by Slylee oh and i can't believe i never heard Lamb "Trans Fatty Acid" before.

very good tune. as a matter of fact, since you brought it up, i might as well listen to it right now. haven't heard it in a while.

___________________

Haha no sexy time other than a massage when I was rolling balls listening to that track. So sick.

And yea, it was definitely a random date. Totally didn’t think it was gonna go down like that.

___________________

My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

quote:

Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

quote:

Originally posted by Slylee Haha no sexy time

Fail! You need more sexy time (actually, I need more stories about your sexy times but one necessitates the other).

___________________

quote:

Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

quote:

Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

lol





*oh and i was being paranoid about writing that from work email. lol figured u'd just read it here. haha

___________________

My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

quote:

Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

quote:

Originally posted by Marc Summers So I was at the doctor's office today and this old lady was complaining about being cold. I think some stand-up comedian said something about old people always being cold, and it reminded me of that. LOL! It's like 75 degrees and she tells her husband to get her blouse.

Had she just been shot in the chest?

The movies have taught me that if you get shot in the chest that A. you suddenly get very cold and B. you need to smoke a cigarette.

___________________

quote:

Originally posted by Moral Hazard of all the things we chat about.... that's the one thing you're paranoid over?

having cyber sex on msn is different than email from work

___________________

My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

quote:

Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

quote:

Originally posted by Moral Hazard

Oh I see how it is. You’re gonna e-wine & dine me and then cyber me and not remember the next day?

FUCK U NIGGA

___________________

My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

quote:

Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

yay cig lips are back!

well i certainly wasn't home cleaning my pores over the weekend...i was, however, smoking lots of cigs so i figured i should change it back.

___________________

My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

quote:

Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Bring back raccoon face i say.

quote:

Originally posted by Slylee ...i was, however, smoking lots of cigs so i figured i should change it back.

what brand do you smoke ?

___________________

Download and review ! Omega_M - In the Mix (Beta Version)

Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.

I prefer calling it cum face, it's always great when you can fap to members avatars at work.

quote:

Originally posted by Omega_M what brand do you smoke ?

i dont normally smoke unless i'm out doing blow/pills, so i was mainly just bumming them at the bar. marlboro lights though if i had to buy a pack.

other than that, i can't really stand the smell of cigs

___________________

My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

quote:

Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

quote:

Originally posted by DJ_Eternal Bring back raccoon face i say.

who cares what YOU say.

___________________

My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

quote:

Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

my gf broke up with me


Edit: ( )

___________________

hahah

so you're happy about that?

___________________

My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

quote:

Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

quote:

Originally posted by Slylee who cares what YOU say.

I see someone's still suffering

quote:

Originally posted by DJ_Eternal Bring back raccoon face i say.

Seriously.

___________________
"All revolutions are the sheerest fantasies until they happen; then they become historical inevitabilities."

OMG JAMIE! Thanks for sending me that song, I fell in love with it