mmm I just ate some home made eggrolls !

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak Acid track

I was actually referring to the fact they were once pretty awesome, and now they're pretty shitty. Thoughts?

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Originally posted by bas I was actually referring to the fact they were once pretty awesome, and now they're pretty shitty. Thoughts?

some good productions once in awhile, but i moved away from that sound at least 4 years ago. As DJ's never enjoyed them much...that DM remix is one of my all time fav's though.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak some good productions once in awhile, but i moved away from that sound at least 4 years ago. As DJ's never enjoyed them much...that DM remix is one of my all time fav's though.

Some of my fav's are that DM remix, Dubby Sticky Floors, Why R U Here, From Dusk Til Dawn, and their remix of Breathe.

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yeah the Breathe remix was decent too.

Judge Mathis is my favorite mid noon show

sunsnail is just as bad with threads as alts. It had to be said.

Yeah what is it, 8 now? At least I'm a master threadmaker, unlike some journeyman wanna-bes

See, even Chachie agrees with me

Ok, I'll submit that my author thread was ill conceived, but the rest are gems

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Originally posted by Sunsnail See, even Chachie agrees with me

You should be banned from making threads for 24 hrs

Do you have any real objections to them, or is it only because they have the same author?

No, you're just as bad as an alt making pointless threads. Just stick to your planting threads.

My plant thread was informative and helpful
My ugh thread is a standard and acceptable thread for bitching
My overlord thread is full of humor and win
My Wal-mart thread has spurned scholarly discussion of big business ethics
My diet coke plus thread talks about a potentially exciting product and the effects of vitamin deficiencies
My bad names threads, enough said there!

you're just jealous!

LOL no.

plant threads are the only threads that are good from you.

I enjoyed his overlord thread. Funny stuff.

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lol I forgot how annoying you can appear on ta

lol right on ^5

I hold my breath and then count to three

lol work is fun!

i just fucking sliced my chin open shaving

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Originally posted by kadomony i just fucking sliced my chin open shaving

Pics of wadded up, bloody tissue paper stuck to your chin or stfu.

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Originally posted by kadomony i just fucking sliced my chin open shaving

You got too close. Whose balls were you shaving?

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Short time TA, Long time Guver, Good time giver.

stren: Congrats on posting the 10,000th post on this thread.

Sunsnail: Stop whoring. You'll never steal Sly's crown.

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Originally posted by Ygrene Pics of wadded up, bloody tissue paper stuck to your chin or stfu.

already flushed several large blood covered wads.
its a huge cut. was using some force to cut through when the razor slipped sideways a couple inches.

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This is probably a bit of a ridiculous question that will perhaps (read: hopefully) illicit some pretty ridiculous responses (I'm open to being mocked), but I'm being faced with a challenge I've been putting off for a long time, and I'm not sure I'm smart enough to do it the way I want to.

Long story short, I've officially become employed by/joined up with a DJ/Artist Management group in Chicago that I've worked with a bit for the last year. Now they need an "official" bio and some press photo's, which I've traditionally kind of taken the proverbial piss with. What I need are any random suggestions you guys can give me so that:

A. I don't have just another self-righteous and typical DJ bio. Phrases I'm hoping to avoid are things like "From a young age" and "becoming immersed in." I want it to be fun, but still professional, and I don't think I'm smart enough to write anything like that.

2. I don't have typical faggy DJ promo pictures. I realize this is a bit of a stretch, since pretty much all DJ promo pictures are faggy DJ promo pictures, but if anyone has any advice with regard to how to avoid it - I'd appreciate it.

So yeah, help please. Or not. Either way really.

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invest in a professionally done press kit and it will really make a difference.

i'll photochop you a sweet promo pictar if you want. there's some pretty great ones of you spinning... if you want, i can help you go through some of those this weekend and tell you which one i think is the sexiest, and if it needs any altering/cropping in Photoshop.

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