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Originally posted by CyberneticAngel Granted, unfortunatly the method involves being forced to listen to Cher at all times. I wish my job would pay me not to show up

Granted... but you work at the playboy mansion.


I wish i had an alienware computer

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Originally posted by xXxFoolxXx Granted... but you work at the playboy mansion. I wish i had an alienware computer

Granted, but upon recieving the computer it blows up in your face, blinding you for life.

I wish I owned McDonalds.

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Originally posted by Haste Granted, but upon recieving the computer it blows up in your face, blinding you for life. I wish I owned McDonalds.

got it, but on your routine visit to one of the stores, a fry vat explodes, dousing you in burning hot oil and covering you in 3rd degree burns. you spend the rest of your life in a hospital bed.

i wish i didnt need a job.

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Originally posted by teegee i wish i didnt need a job.

Granted, because you are stranded on a deserted island and no forms of commerce exist.

I wish that I had a butler to run errands for me

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Originally posted by CyberneticAngel Granted, because you are stranded on a deserted island and no forms of commerce exist. I wish that I had a butler to run errands for me

Granted but your butler is gay and secretly has buttsex with you every night while you sleep.

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Originally posted by Haste Granted but your butler is gay and secretly has buttsex with you every night while you sleep.

since you neglected to wish, i shall for you.

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Originally posted by Haste i wish zenchowdah had more money

granted, but it was your money.

i wish zenchowdah had more money

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Originally posted by Zenchowdah i wish zenchowdah had more money

granted but it's monopoly money


i wish i was the hamburgular from McDonalds.

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Originally posted by Mebot i wish i was the hamburgular from McDonalds.

Granted but fat america sues you for everything you own including your left nut and right big toe for stealing unthinkable ammounts of bigmacs

i wish i could get away with anything

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Originally posted by RickyM Next thread - trance for listening to when you are halfway down the stairs in your house...

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Originally posted by Exodus17 i wish i could get away with anything

granted but after a weekend with Mr. Anything you start to realize he smells like carrots and pork sausages and he sneezes all the time.


i wish i could sneeze with my eyes open.

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Originally posted by Mebot granted but after a weekend with Mr. Anything you start to realize he smells like carrots and pork sausages and he sneezes all the time. i wish i could sneeze with my eyes open.

granted, but in order to do so, you must epoxy your rectum shut. (?)

i wish i had a better sound system.

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Originally posted by Zenchowdah granted, but in order to do so, you must epoxy your rectum shut. (?) i wish i had a better sound system.

Wish granted.

But you cant enjoy it since your deaf.



I wish I has Alyssa Milano under my desk right now.

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