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Originally posted by Ian^ Time for our secret masterplan to combat shane warne to come into effect tonight. Stage One - Get Andrew Symonds to take him out for a few beers Stage Two - Get a fit blonde with big tits to catch his attention Stage Three - The woman asks warney if he wants to eat her in a bathtub full of baked beans (which are laced with enough sleeping pills to put him out for say, a week) Stage Four - Bring out her twin sister, who also wants Warney to eat beans off her body Mission complete

Hang on, you're in England.
Where are you going to find a fit blonde???

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Originally posted by Ian^ Time for our secret masterplan to combat shane warne to come into effect tonight. Stage One - Get Andrew Symonds to take him out for a few beers Stage Two - Get a fit blonde with big tits to catch his attention Stage Three - The woman asks warney if he wants to eat her in a bathtub full of baked beans (which are laced with enough sleeping pills to put him out for say, a week) Stage Four - Bring out her twin sister, who also wants Warney to eat beans off her body Mission complete

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

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stage 5: distract him with dirty text sms?

none of that! C'MON WARNEY!!!!! on fire!!!
left the airport at 0/80, come home and its 3/115, how good is that hehe

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Originally posted by Trance Nutter Hang on, you're in England. Where are you going to find a fit blonde???

arent they all mingers
hehehe love that word

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Originally posted by narcism arent they all mingers hehehe love that word

swamp donkey > minger



Although I do use minger a lot too

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Originally posted by Trance Nutter Hang on, you're in England. Where are you going to find a fit blonde???

after a bender with andy symonds, surely even our finest women would do

Boycott AND Greig commentating together, the ego's in that box must be huge right now, i can't bear to listen to them both go on & on about shit.

What I worry about for Aus, just how fit is McGrath ? He just doesn't look right

hell yeah, about time england puts collingwood into the picture, that guy is such a hardworking player it doesn't mattter which form fo the game he plays he'll be brilliant, pity bout his average start ...

What are the tips looking like ?
Right now it looks pretty even with england at 317/7

cause jones is sitll in there and he can knock together a fair few runs if the tail sticks together ...

All in all i can't wait till aus has to play new zealand cause i got a feeling they're gonna be under loadsa pressure

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hayden might get to 20 runs by the end of day 3, exciting stuff

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cmon!!!!

they gotta smash em around for the next 2 and a bit sessions - and then they gotsta rip in a big bowling effort

farkin left it all a bit l8 i think

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Originally posted by Light The Fuse cmon!!!! they gotta smash em around for the next 2 and a bit sessions - and then they gotsta rip in a big bowling effort farkin left it all a bit l8 i think

Yep, I reckon bat quickly for a lead of 150, declare or hit big with reckless abandon, and then try to bowl them out and chase a small total in the 4th if needed. Wouldn't want to bat past maybe 30 minutes before tea though. Even then they might not be giving themselves enough time.

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geez we need to go the tonk asap.

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