Your foreskin is why they invented clothespins.

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Originally posted by Lira You know why I love TA? I never thought people still chopped off the mushroom capes in the developed world but, when I joined, I found out that not only it happens, people still argue passionately about it. Next thing you know, there's a debate about getting rid of all possible pubic hair (despite the name, this is not a habit that came from my country ).

what the fuck is pubic hair? the only place you could find it in the world was in france, and even they threw in the white flag like the razor was the first panzer division.

Man, mushroom capes. hahahahaha

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Your foreskin is why they invented clothespins.

what i do is i steal those little pointy caps that go in reusable piknic ketchup bottles. The ring fits wonderfully around the top, and all i have to do is shove the pointy end in the tip to limit leakage.

*schplunck*

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you nailed it.

(which incidentally don't try, not only does it hurt, but the discharge can wiggle out through the sides.)

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Originally posted by ziptnf Actually, she supports horrible genital mutilation and should be stoned to death in front of all the insecure, pissed off, nou-ish anteater cheesedicks.

All I know is that I don't need any lube to have a good wank. The economy/efficiency factor right there makes being uncut just that much better.

Well nou, most people here have moved beyond simply having a wank to having actual intercourse - with a live human female. Foreskin is pretty much irrelevant at that stage of the game.

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Originally posted by Miss Pie Well nou, most people here have moved beyond simply having a wank to having actual intercourse - with a live human female. Foreskin is pretty much irrelevant at that stage of the game.

I know that was just a joke at my expense and know that you know that masturbation doesn't stop when in a relationship, OR when easy sex is available.

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Originally posted by Miss Pie Well nou, most people here have moved beyond simply having a wank to having actual intercourse - with a live human female. Foreskin is pretty much irrelevant at that stage of the game.

actually this is not quite true. During intercourse my foreskin will also move up and down over my head at times.

also:it is win for titty fuckin.

Jesus fucking christ, shut the fuck up Jay. Let me have my burns, fuck.