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Originally posted by Mebot granted but she's dead and making a living as a worm farm. I wish i had a helper monkey

granted, but every time it helps you, it bites you in the ass really hard.


i wish i had tomorrow off work.

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee granted, but every time it helps you, it bites you in the ass really hard. i wish i had tomorrow off work.

granted.

but you have to spend it making love to me (yes i know...completely ruined...for both of us really )


i wish i had a new pair of turntables...

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Originally posted by Floorfiller granted. but you have to spend it making love to me (yes i know...completely ruined...for both of us really ) i wish i had a new pair of turntables...

that's what brown paper bags are for.



anyway, not granted.


*edit* ok fine nm...granted, but u'll never be able to spin as good as me or good at ALL for that matter

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Floorfiller granted. but you have to spend it making love to me (yes i know...completely ruined...for both of us really ) i wish i had a new pair of turntables...

granted, but you lose the use of your opposable thumbs so you can't put records on your tables


umm ... i wish i didn't live in wisconsin

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Originally posted by UWM umm ... i wish i didn't live in wisconsin

granted, now you live in New Jersey!



I wish i had a car alarm that laughed like the Joker in batman when he dies at the end.

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Originally posted by Mebot I wish i had a car alarm that laughed like the Joker in batman when he dies at the end.

granted, but batman thinks that joker is not dead and he kills you.

i wish i had RIGHT now a chick to give me head

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Originally posted by vrahnos i wish i had RIGHT now a chick to give me head

Granted, unfortunatly its your own head,....


Seperated from your body.

I wish I owned a circus

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Originally posted by CyberneticAngel Granted, unfortunatly its your own head,.... Seperated from your body. I wish I owned a circus

Granted, you now a billion Anna Nicole Smith's PRE-Trim Spa and Pauly Shorts entertaining you.

I wish my feet weren't always cold.

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Originally posted by Estella Granted, you now a billion Anna Nicole Smith's PRE-Trim Spa and Pauly Shorts entertaining you. I wish my feet weren't always cold.

Granted, but now you have brainfreeze.

I wish all ignorant people got kidnapped and turned into allied suicide bombers.

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"The happiest man on earth would look into the mirror and see only himself, exactly how he is. It shows us nothing more or less, than the deepest and most desperate desires of our hearts. This mirror gives us neither knowlege, or truth. Men have wasted away in front of it, even gone mad. It does not do to dwell on dreams, and forget to live."

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Originally posted by Forgotten One Granted, but now you have brainfreeze. I wish all ignorant people got kidnapped and turned into allied suicide bombers.

Granted, the world now ceases to exist. lol

umm.. I wish Math wasn't a required college class.

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Originally posted by Estella Granted, the world now ceases to exist. lol umm.. I wish Math wasn't a required college class.

It no longer is required, but now your degree is from Bob's tractor school and is only valid in West Virginia

(apologies to any TA's in WV )

I wish the mass transit system in Atlanta didn't suck balls

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