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Butters' Coca Cola League Poll (where 1 is the worst of the worst and 10 is the best of the worst) (as of 10.31.2006)
No big changes this week. 4 Coca cola teams were on bye this week, No benefits for them on bye, because after they come out of the bye weekend, they still suck. Oakland and Tennessee showing that they still care about this season. Some other teams don't really care, since November is rolling around. So here's the list :
1. Arizona Cardinals( LW : 2 ) - boy did they stink it up againt green bay. they made brett favre look like kordell stewart on a good day. There are some serious issues in arizona. i am sad to say i for one expected them to be a surprise team, and make a run for the division. now more like make a run for the lottery balls.
2. Miami Dolphins( LW : 1 ) - on bye this week. no good for them. a good thing basketball season is starting soon, because miami fans will forget about the dolphins for this week, and how they will get raped by chicago this sunday. rather, they are talking about "Raising the banners" on tuesday night, the councilwoman celebrating "wade jones", and the president of the miami heat reminding everyone to "Stay white".
3. Houston Texans( LW : 6 ) - tough loss for the texans. they had a shot against the titans , but came up short. boy was kubiak desperate to get some offense by sending in rosenfels in the second half. the good news : he produced 3 second half touchdowns. the bad news: he's sitting his ass down again next week.
4. Cleveland Browns( LW : 3 ) - great emotional win for the browns. hung tough, and made the 7 point win against the jets. now if only they played like this every week .........
5. Detroit Lions( LW : 5 ) - on bye this week. probably the greatest show on turf in the coca cola league. if you matched up detroit with the rest of these 9 teams, detroit will win it all. kevin jones, roy williams, and jon kitna making some noise right now. should be an interesting second half for them.
6. Pittsburgh Steelers( LW : NR ) - they lost to the raiders. chicken b.roth threw 4 picks. enough said. this team deserves to come back here in my league. clearly da man is not himself. i think cowher should play batch the rest of november, and see if chicken b.roth is ready to go in december, so i can use him to cook my nice noodle soup.
7. Oakland Raiders( LW : 4 ) - they are very close to come out of my league poll. i like how their defense is progressing . now about their offense . i heard their offense is so bad, the oakland police had to arrest the offensive plays the oakland offense was running, because of illegal procedure to produce yards.
8. Tennessee Titans( LW : 7 ) - nice win for the titans. althought they turned the ball over a lot, they are finding ways to win games. kudos to fisher for keeping this team together. in my opinion, a good candidate for coach of the year for keeping this team together, even though they really really suck. hey! if a coach can get pacman jones to get an interception and run it in for a touchdown, he gets a fat reward.
9. San Francisco 49ers( LW : NR ) - the game was over 5 minutes into the 2nd quarter, when the score was 31-0. boy did they look awful. they need harris barton, guy mcinteyre, and bubba paris to come back. that combo is better than the current one right now. and their defense. wow! are the awful. they may need to get dave waymer, ronnie lott, and tim mcdonald to teach these guys defense 101.
10. Buffalo Bills( LW : 10 ) - on bye this week. i don't know what to say about this team. this team has potential, but potential to be either very bad, or very good. their defense looks great on paper, and their offense looks solid. they're just not producing. i blame dick jauron.
Honorable Mention : Washington Redskins, Green Bay Packers, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Dallas Cowboys, New York Jets, Philadelphia Eagles
and yes kap .. the redskins are out of my coca cola league poll .... for now ... because the steelers and 49ers crapped out this weekend
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