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Back in my drug days I used to really be a cracker.
It started out with just a pill here, a bump there, maybe a cap or a line if i needed to spice things up.
But then that started not cutting it anymore.
I was needing to do pills, caps and lines all at the same time.
I mean at exactly the same time.
Imagine trying to coordinate doing a pill, cap and line all at the same time. I was trying to throw bumps in as well, but doing four drugs at one time was too much for my motor skills to handle(probably because of the years of drug abuse).
Since I couldn't do the four at one time, I decided I was going to have to come up with a way of getting more fucked up that didn't involve the four at one trick.
I had heard once that if you take all the pills in your medicine cabinet that are expired and put them into a tub of petroleum jelly and hold the entire thing over a Bunsen burner for 45-55 seconds it will turn into a superdrug more better than 20 e's, fifty bumps and 100 caps.
Now I just do this, and i'm a better person for it.
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