Almost 10 posts a day cheggy... Good effort!!! But you shouldn't stop while ur on a roll... gotta keep the post whoring up! U may never get this opportunity again...

BTW

Our kitchen also has 23 spoons... Why do we have more spoons than forks? I only use spoons for soup. That doesn't make sense!

What does WIFE stand for?

Washing Ironing Fucking Etcetera

unprotected post whoring is bad for your health

what the hell is going on in here??

that's why i use ANSELL gloves

let me be the first to welcome you to the:
official au[ta] [b]post whores thread!

This thread is hazardous to my health. I can't get any work done with this here. and it's past 2 in the morning, this is shocking. If i lived in perth, then it wouldn't be so bad i guess, actually, no it would be worse, but probably not so cold and Heineken is just a fancy word that foreingers use at the pub. Fnacy in queensland is XXXX of course, but they speak too slowly to pronounce anything with more than two sylables, so you have to take that into consideration when counting the amount of slices in a pack of craft cheesy slices before collectively throwing them into the ceiling fan, which, according to someone's dream, is actually the rotor blade of an iriquois, but hey, you get that. Now where's my surf board, these mortars don't scare me, as long as there aren't any jelly fish, I'm fine......or am I

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1 out of every 4 people in this country are mentally disturbed. Look at your 3 closest friends. If they seem okay, then you're the one.

What's the match between Osama Bin Laden and a wife that can give you a 24h blowjob ?

Just stumbled onto this one. Very interesting.

i'm impressed, over 20 pages since i was last here

e^(i x pi)=-1

amazing isn't it?