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Originally posted by occrider Lol the obscure gonzo avatar that looked like an ornate knife? hehe

heh, that would be it. "when the going gets tough, the tough get weird."

wesley willis did some hilarious stuff, but the mullet song is the only one i remember. i used to love weird al yankovic, he always came up with the most bizarre stuff.

montie, the flower was added by mr squirrel when he did my avatar for me (the gonzo thing stuck around forever because i couln't make my own avatar). if you look in the first couple pages of the thread you can find the picture he used to make it.

and yes, i think we are going to get some rain. my apartment has prepared accordingly: we have purchased an additional four bottles of red wine in addition to our stock of beer, tequila, rum and vodka. we want something that doesn't have to stay cold for when we lose power

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Originally posted by MrSquirrel Looks like you folks is fixin to get some rain.

Everyone is overreacting, heh. I live right on the path it's supposed to take and they're calling for 1-3 inches of rain. Holy shit, board up the windows!

will these dreams still follow me
out of dark obscurity?
can't you see it up in the sky
as it kicks you in the face and sucks you dry
you never had the answers
and now you tell me the facts of life
i really couldn't be bothered with you
get out of my face and watch me die
burning inside! burning inside!

absolution and a frozen room
are the dreams of men below
i try to grab it but the touch is hot
the mirror collapses, but the image came not
i'm scared of the darkness in the light
i scare myself because i know i'm right
i see the evil in your savage eye
as it cuts right through the sky
burning inside! burning inside!

calling a mantra with a blade in the skin
for the demons within
i feel the pain is the death and decay
but the lesson never fades away
too little shadows, turn away
you throw the man through the window pane
another slave and a victim of fate
another lesson in hate
burning inside! burning inside!


if you know the name of the song and the artist that originally did it, you own.

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Originally posted by daffodil and yes, i think we are going to get some rain. my apartment has prepared accordingly: we have purchased an additional four bottles of red wine in addition to our stock of beer, tequila, rum and vodka. we want something that doesn't have to stay cold for when we lose power

Beer does not "need" to be cold. It Just tastes better that way

I kinda wish I lived in D.C. just so that I could get off work tomorrow. But I have to get this set done so I can't afford the time off even if it was paid. Gonna be in Branson for 9 days ugh.

MrS

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im drunkm its 3 am
here weg ooooooo!

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wtf= no reply??

wehre arbax when u need him

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Lyrics to Cut the Mullet (which I have done since the picture posted many pages previous):

Do something about your long, filthy hair
It looks like a rat's nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

Get the rat's nest off your head
Get that crazy-ass mother off your skull
Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy weed-sack
Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

Rock over London,
Rock on Chicago.

Insure One, it's the insurance superstore



MrS

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i want pie
no lyrics

and kebab
doner

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In the immortal words of Kermit D. Frog:

It's not that easy being green;
Having to spend each day the color of the leaves.
When I think it could be nicer being red, or
yellow or gold-
or something much more colorful like that.
It's not easy being green.
It seems you blend in with so many other
ordinary things.
And people tend to pass you over 'cause you're
not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water-
or stars in the sky.
But green's the color of Spring.
And green can be cool and friendly-like.
And green can be big like an ocean, or important
like a mountain, or tall like a tree.
When green is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why, but why wonder why?
Wonder, I am green and it'll do fine,
it's beautiful!
And I think it's what I want to be.



MrS

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These two guys are drinking really late one night in a bar when one of them looks at the other and says, "I have to get home, my wife is going to kill me."

The other guy says, "What, are you kidding me, my wife lets me do whatever I want."

The first guy says, "I know, I know", all embarrassed that his wife controls him. He continues," I try to sneak past her everytime to. I drive really slow down my street and turn the headlights off 100 yards short of my driveway, 50 feet short I turn off the key so that I can coast in, I shut the car door easily, open the front door to the house quietly, take off my boots so I can go up the stairs in my socks, sneak through the bedroom door, and as soon as I hit the bed she is up screaming at me."

The second guy laughs and replies, "There is your problem, let me tell you what I do. I drive 90 MPH down my street and lock it up sideways into my driveway, bump into the garage door, slam the car door shut, slam the front door, stomp up the stairs, swing the bedroom door open, jump up on the bed, slap my wife on the ass and say hey sweetie, how about a blowjob?"

He pauses for a second and then replies, "She's sleeping every time!"

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey jumps around all over the place.

The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them. Then he jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just swallowed the cue ball off my pool table whole!", says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the bloke. "He eats everything in sight, the little bugger. I'll pay for the cue ball and other stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill and leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?", he asks. "Now what?", responds the bloke. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his arse, then pulled it out and ate it!", says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the bloke. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"