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Originally posted by dj_bas granted but you're home is now in miami, florida and you're car flew away i wish it was 8 o'clock so I could go home and get fucked up with my friends!

granted but u just got home to find all ur friends passed out an ur stash is done

i wish i was on vacation for 3 months in europe

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Originally posted by hitokiri granted but u just got home to find all ur friends passed out an ur stash is done i wish i was on vacation for 3 months in europe

Granted, but a little kid of 5 years old who asks 98347923875 questions about toothpaste and 10 Jehovah Witness' will be chained to your right foot.

I wish I could receive a free harp.. as well as the lessons.

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Originally posted by Estella Granted, but a little kid of 5 years old who asks 98347923875 questions about toothpaste and 10 Jehovah Witness' will be chained to your right foot. I wish I could receive a free harp.. as well as the lessons.

granted, but everytime you play it, it gives you massive finger cuts


I wish I had every good liveset ever on my computer, and backed up on DVD. And an online back-up that consists of 50 different websites. Ensuring that no loss could ever occur...

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Originally posted by Sunsnail granted, but everytime you play it, it gives you massive finger cuts I wish I had every good liveset ever on my computer, and backed up on DVD. And an online back-up that consists of 50 different websites. Ensuring that no loss could ever occur...

granted, but then the RIAA radically changes its policy, making livesets illegal as well, in addition to singles, djs, turntables, mixers, mountain dew, cigarettes, and nickels.


i wish i didnt need to eat.

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Originally posted by Zenchowdah granted, but then the RIAA radically changes its policy, making livesets illegal as well, in addition to singles, djs, turntables, mixers, mountain dew, cigarettes, and nickels. i wish i didnt need to eat.

granted, now you have to drink all your nutrients


I wish I had 1000000 pennies, and lots of super glue

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Originally posted by Sunsnail granted, now you have to drink all your nutrients I wish I had 1000000 pennies, and lots of super glue

haha!

Granted. Paint thinner and Susan B. Anthony coins to be arriving shortly !

I wish I wouldn't use TA right now as a means of procrastination for studying for my Political Science final tomorrow.

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Originally posted by Estella haha! Granted. Paint thinner and Susan B. Anthony coins to be arriving shortly ! I wish I wouldn't use TA right now as a means of procrastination for studying for my Political Science final tomorrow.

granted, but after hours of studying the final is moved to next week

I wish for me, 5 minutes of sleep would feel like 10 hours, meaning I could get a full night's sleep in 5 min

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Originally posted by Sunsnail granted, but after hours of studying the final is moved to next week I wish for me, 5 minutes of sleep would feel like 10 hours, meaning I could get a full night's sleep in 5 min

Granted, but your body goes into a coma because of deprivation after a month (you may feel like you slept 10 hours but your body still needs the rest).

I wish parents nowadays actually PARENTED their kids instead of letting them get away with everything/ignoring them/giving them whatever they want.

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Originally posted by Forgotten One Granted, but your body goes into a coma because of deprivation after a month (you may feel like you slept 10 hours but your body still needs the rest). I wish parents nowadays actually PARENTED their kids instead of letting them get away with everything/ignoring them/giving them whatever they want.

Wish grant, now you get a spanking everynight after diner

I wish to a freeze time devise.

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Wish grant, now you get a spanking everynight after diner I wish to a freeze time devise.

Granted, but you get frozen as well.

I wish all gas passed smelled like flowers.

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Originally posted by Forgotten One Granted, but you get frozen as well. I wish all gas passed smelled like flowers.

Granted, but your allergic to flowers.

I wish that I had my Drivers Lisence. And could spell.

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