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| quote: | Originally posted by Aesthetic
His leather pants cut off the circulation to his balls and they had to amputate his torso as a result of gangreen. Now ricky resides in a cottage in guatemala |
........where he lives on a diet of nicabate cq patches and lozenges. ah so sad! 
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In church, a pastor was leading the house in prayer. He said, "God, please protect your believers, and deliver us from sin." Chuck Norris stood up and said, "What have you done for me lately?"
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