So, when you chained Slylee up in your basement and made her your squealing little Florida piglet did you lower the moisturiser daily in the bucket or just every couple of days?

Well with her I had to use mayonnaise at first - you know, get her plenty roomy. Florida is quite humid, so a squirt or two every few days was enough to keep her sudden rotundness nice and flaccid. After that it was merely a matter of sloughing her from the skin I gifted to her.

Ohhhhhhhh, sweet reclamation.

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Poor little bint, no wonder she ran screaming from here.
We're all a bunch of freaks...

They hardly make a sound after the first 3 days have passed.

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Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

But yeah, I've definitely thought about having children lately.

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Originally posted by bARTovsky So is there such a thing as a "biological clock" even? Or is that also some kind of media enforced myth? Is it just a matter of reaching a level of maturity as you age (male or female) that makes you more 'ready' for raising children? That's a serious question from someone who's kinda clueless

That's probably bs as well.

I don't understand how women can NOT want to have children. Even if I couldn't have any for medical reasons I would totally adopt.

Maybe if I am rich someday I will have my own and adopt! 1.. not Angelina Jolie, here.

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i kinda wish i had the money to have a baby.. while im young at least..

and yet a couple months i hated the thought of having a baby..

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Posted by Omega_Blue that's it, fuck it i'm quitting ta forever. fuck if i'm gonna get trolled by fucking yukii. dammit!

these kind of things tend to just happen regardless of whether you want it or not.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

same

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Whooooooo Hawwwww Whoooooo Hawwwww. - Busta Rhymes 3:16

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