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Originally posted by Haste Granted, but your allergic to flowers. I wish that I had my Drivers Lisence. And could spell.

Granted, unfortunately, you become compelled to drive and practice spelling at the same time. One day whilst driving and trying to spell indemnity you lose control of your vehicle and hit your mother who is riding a bicycle along side of the road. Following the impact with your mother your vehicle rolls, you were too busy spelling quadraplasia to put on your seatbelt, you are ejected and become a quadraplegic.

I wish that they made bacon flavoured cheese.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard Granted, unfortunately, you become compelled to drive and practice spelling at the same time. One day whilst driving and trying to spell indemnity you lose control of your vehicle and hit your mother who is riding a bicycle along side of the road. Following the impact with your mother your vehicle rolls, you were too busy spelling quadraplasia to put on your seatbelt, you are ejected and become a quadraplegic. I wish that they made bacon flavoured cheese.

i think they do.


i wish i had a monkey.

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I wish that they made bacon flavoured cheese.

They actually do make bacon flavored cheese, however because you wished for it your fate is to never live in a city that sells any.


I wish my washing machine worked, *someone fucked my washing machine*

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Originally posted by CyberneticAngel They actually do make bacon flavored cheese, however because you wished for it your fate is to never live in a city that sells any. I wish my washing machine worked, *someone fucked my washing machine*

Granted, but you havent any clothes to wash.

I wish i had a girlfriend.

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Originally posted by xXxFoolxXx Granted, but you havent any clothes to wash. I wish i had a girlfriend.

Granted, but your girlfriend has a penis... bigger than yours.

um.. I wish I had something to wish for.

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Originally posted by Haste Granted, but your girlfriend has a penis... bigger than yours.

The game doesn't work if you don't make a wish Sparky... you're not the smartest peanut in the terd are ya?

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Haste um.. I wish I had something to wish for.

granted, your wish is to to get laid with a platoon of marines, wish succeded!

i wish to have a 20cm weed joint and do not go to work this night

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Originally posted by vrahnos granted, your wish is to to get laid with a platoon of marines, wish succeded! i wish to have a 20cm weed joint and do not go to work this night

Granted, but the normal short term memory loss turns into permanent memory loss.

I wish I had herpes.

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Originally posted by NiteMer Granted, but the normal short term memory loss turns into permanent memory loss. I wish I had herpes.

Granted, unfortunately you experience a particulally bad outbreak and the itching drives you nuts, you get intoxicated to dull the pain but it does not work, however, in your intoxicated state you decide to take a belt sander to your genitals in order to get relief.... not a good idea.

I wish I had a one of those care bear cloud cars

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard Granted, unfortunately you experience a particulally bad outbreak and the itching drives you nuts, you get intoxicated to dull the pain but it does not work, however, in your intoxicated state you decide to take a belt sander to your genitals in order to get relief.... not a good idea. I wish I had a one of those care bear cloud cars

Granted, but the clouds rain, dropping you 10,000 feet to your death.

I wish I were independantly wealthy.

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Originally posted by DannyO Granted but your gay...

lol

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Originally posted by NiteMer Granted, but the clouds rain, dropping you 10,000 feet to your death. I wish I were independantly wealthy.

Granted, but then I would be your wife.

I wish my refrigerator was stocked with a years supply of green olives and pickles !!

and and and.. I wish I didn't have to work tonight.