heifers all of you!

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

I was sick all last week.. gonna try to run tonight and see how that goes.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

My workout sucked today. FUCK.

i'm gonna go running in the rain later

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Originally posted by trunks1022 i'm gonna go running in the rain later

Im gonna run and watch the boston-orlando game

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

44 minutes of loving the suck down!

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Originally posted by jennypie My workout sucked today. FUCK.

+1 i left before even doing my cardio. would rather watch some hockey and eat which is what i am doing right now

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Oh man...I know I said before that I don't understand why everyone hates doing legs so much, but I realized today that I was only doing 2x10 weighted lunges per leg, when I want to be doing 15-20.

So today I did 15 and jesus fucking fuck I was almost in tears. Fuck.

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Originally posted by jennypie Oh man...I know I said before that I don't understand why everyone hates doing legs so much, but I realized today that I was only doing 2x10 weighted lunges per leg, when I want to be doing 15-20. So today I did 15 and jesus fucking fuck I was almost in tears. Fuck.

lol, newb. Yea makes a difference when u actually try to move heavier weights too

There's this shredded chick at the gym who, although I don't ever want to look like her, I can't help but look up to/admire in a way. She obviously knows what she's doing and works hard. However, I used a couple of the machines after her, and she was only pushing 40lbs, whereas I push 85. Fuck yeah.


Also, there was this fucking dumb cunt in the gym today attempting to do bicep curls, and doing it all wrong, lmfao. I looked over at the shredded chick to see if she, like I, had noticed and thought "What a fucking MORON", and sure enough she was looking right at her with this big fucking disgusted smirk on her face, lmao.



I hate people at the gym.



Also, I love doing pushups in front of the cardio bunnies. I have no choice cause that's where the back row machine is and I do supersets...but yeah I have to admit I love showing off in front of those stupid whores.

patrick is buying us rollerblades tomorrow lol i'm actually pretty good on them and used to go to a 3 mile track regularly with my mom so i'm down. i've been going to the gym again anyway with all my new time off, but i only last 45 min. it's all i need, i'm not trying to accomplish anything major. just tone up a bit and get my heart in shape with a little cardio pre and post workout. the only thing that sucks about the rollerblading is the sun. i'm gonna have to gear up with a hat and sunblock, etc... every time we go. i'm tempted to wear my billabong surf/jet ski shirt because it's meant for that. it's that light stretchy material and it's long sleeved and it totally keeps me from getting fried every time we go out on it.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone