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Originally posted by Estella Granted, but then I would be your wife. I wish my refrigerator was stocked with a years supply of green olives and pickles !! and and and.. I wish I didn't have to work tonight.

granted, but that's all the food you can eat all year. nothing else.

granted, but you get fired.

i wish this fucking annoying song would stop coming on the radio

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa granted, but that's all the food you can eat all year. nothing else. granted, but you get fired. i wish this fucking annoying song would stop coming on the radio

Granted! But now you drink a shot of Preparation H ?

I wish my dad wouldn't have raped me when I was little, thus dementing all my future relationships with men.

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa i wish this fucking annoying song would stop coming on the radio

granted, of course, but you will see your mother bellydancing on that song.

i wish i were fidel castro

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Originally posted by Estella Granted! But now you drink a shot of Preparation H ?

^^^wtf

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa granted, but that's all the food you can eat all year. nothing else. granted, but you get fired. i wish this fucking annoying song would stop coming on the radio

granted, but now every tv commercial and programme has it as its main theme.


i wish i were king.

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Originally posted by DJFreaq wtf Ygrene is energy backwards

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Originally posted by Estella Granted! But now you drink a shot of Preparation H ? I wish my dad wouldn't have raped me when I was little, thus dementing all my future relationships with men.

please tell me you're not serious...because if you are that is the most fucked up thing i have ever heard and i'm so sorry.

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

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Originally posted by brashy granted, of course, but you will see your mother bellydancing on that song. i wish i were fidel castro

granted, but you get assasinated tomorrow.

i wish i could smoke some green today

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

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Originally posted by fitom tiel ^^^wtf granted, but now every tv commercial and programme has it as its main theme. i wish i were king.

granted, but you're king of a tiny uninhabited island and you have no one to govern.

i wish i had a new kitten

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

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Originally posted by brashy granted, of course, but you will see your mother bellydancing on that song. i wish i were fidel castro

Granted. The alleged sexual relations with Che have been proven true.

I wish Whoopi Goldberg was my great great grandmother.

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Originally posted by Estella I wish Whoopi Goldberg was my great great grandmother.

Granted, of course. It proves that Whoopi is a transsexual and is actually your great great grandfather.

I wish i met Donald Duck at Eurodisney

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Originally posted by brashy Granted, of course. It proves that Whoopi is a transsexual and is actually your great great grandfather. I wish i met Donald Duck at Eurodisney

Granted. However, Donald Duck is head of the Italian mob of Sicily and has your sister castrated.

I wish i was a chicken nugget.

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Originally posted by Estella I wish i was a chicken nugget.

Granted, of course. It proves that the chicken is not a chicken, but the castrated part of my sister.

I wish I had an invisible gay friend called Priscilla.

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Originally posted by brashy Granted, of course. It proves that the chicken is not a chicken, but the castrated part of my sister. I wish I had an invisible gay friend called Priscilla.

haha!!


Granted. She drank only Pepsi for the last 40 years and gives you potent Golden Showers that aren't invisible in public.

I wish you would pluck my eyebrows.