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Originally posted by trancaholic chickning out are we?? that must mean that ur know that the bible is frought!!!

Chickening out? Of course not.

BTW, I fully acknowledge that the bible is full of inconsistancies, mistakes, and out and out lies. That is why I don't take a literal view of the bible. That doesn't mean I don't/can't believe. Critical thinking is my friend.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Slylee i think evolution could be God's work.

That's exactly how I look at it.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

I am God and you all have it wrong. You all live in a little glass ball and are sitting on my living room table. I purchased you all from some guy named Mohammed at the local Dollar Store.

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Scott has been introduced to the rave scene, and Ecstasy, by Craig. The two of them go out on the weekends, with some of Craigs friends, and stay up all night, dancing in a drug-fueled trance.

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Originally posted by ChemEnhanced I think a Jesus of today would be a throw back hippie smoking pot all day and having unprotected sex with all his hippie friends. I also think he would enjoy the Roulette table. I bet he would hit his numbers everytime. I wonder what his number would be?

No way. If Jesus were alive today, he would probably be some kind of kick-ass cyborg:



And then he would run around swinging his cross smoting heathens left and right!

Floorfiller: "Oh no ... it's jesus! Run!"
Jeborg: "Salvation is through me ... bitch!!!" *Smote Floorfiller with cross*
Floorfiller: "oh why did we choose atheism?? wh... argghhhh"

Yea a lot of people would die in this thread. That's wjwd.

Edit: I changed it around slightly to make it mroe interactive

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So is this Mohammed person, like, exponentially larger in size than the Earth?

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Originally posted by trancaholic its good to see so many atheist belief the bible is frought too. occrider and nitemer and renegade has no chance - their arguing against four of us (me, floorfiller adn drug_tito and uwm) !!!!

i think i speak for rob aswell when i say i don't want to be lumped in with you idiots...just because i don't believe in the bible doesn't mean i thought it was some stupid alien conspiracy or some shit...

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Originally posted by occrider No way. If Jesus were alive today, he would probably be some kind of kick-ass cyborg: And then he would run around swinging his cross smoting heathens left and right! Heathens: "Oh no ... it's jesus! Run!" Jeborg: "Salvation is through me ... bitch!!!" *Smote heathens with cross* Heathens: "oh why did we choose atheism?? wh... argghhhh" Yea a lot of people would die in this thread. That's wjwd.

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Scott has been introduced to the rave scene, and Ecstasy, by Craig. The two of them go out on the weekends, with some of Craigs friends, and stay up all night, dancing in a drug-fueled trance.

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Originally posted by ChemEnhanced I am God and you all have it wrong. You all live in a little glass ball and are sitting on my living room table. I purchased you all from some guy named Mohammed at the local Dollar Store.

haha one time when i was tripping balls, this fuckin weirdo i used to hang out with told me this story about a "ziplock bag theory" similar to what you just said.

hahaha


i was like,

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Floorfiller i think i speak for rob aswell when i say i don't want to be lumped in with you idiots...just because i don't believe in the bible doesn't mean i thought it was some stupid alien conspiracy or some shit...

Yep you definitely speak for me there. I didn't see that post or else I would've responded with pretty much the same thing.

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Originally posted by Floorfiller i think i speak for rob aswell when i say i don't want to be lumped in with you idiots...just because i don't believe in the bible doesn't mean i thought it was some stupid alien conspiracy or some shit...

That's right! You get the fear of god in you! They're first on Jesus's hit list! Glad you're on our team now!

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Originally posted by Floorfiller i think i speak for rob aswell when i say i don't want to be lumped in with you idiots...just because i don't believe in the bible doesn't mean i thought it was some stupid alien conspiracy or some shit...

so u belief that it just happended??? thats a laff! i think that ur really a christian but just to embarasd to admit it

think about it. if bush and the aliens didnt create the bible then god must have done it!!! i know what i believe of that two!!!!