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Originally posted by Frenchie Vlad, I am disappointed.

Disappointed in what? I want to make sure the ice breaker doesnt scare her off... once shes comfortable, I know where to take it from there.

I think I might slip my tongue down there while Im eating her out and see how she takes it.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by Vlad I think I might slip my tongue down there while Im eating her out and see how she takes it.

...uhh never before a shower!

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Originally posted by Aristronica ...uhh never before a shower!

i break that rule if shes extremely hot.

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Originally posted by Danny Ocean i break that rule if shes extremely hot.

i dunno man, nobody wipes it ALL off. unless you got one of those ass cleaning things (which i don't know anyone that does) you're gonna get some shit in your mouth unless you get in the shower and clean that shit proper.

Hmmmm..

cleanliness > hotness ? no?

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Originally posted by Aristronica

this man knows what he is talking about. You have to get her really really really horny. If she's on top of you, you should be sucking on or twisting nipples and grabbing her by the ass to thrust harder. let her know (or make her think) that this is hot freaky sex and its going to continue to go in the hot freaky direction.

well, im not saying ill eat her ass after she takes a shit, im saying that she dosent need to be fresh out of the shower for it to happen.

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Originally posted by bobonoho this man knows what he is talking about. You have to get her really really really horny. If she's on top of you, you should be sucking on or twisting nipples and grabbing her by the ass to thrust harder. let her know (or make her think) that this is hot freaky sex and its going to continue to go in the hot freaky direction.

right, she has to be riding you. it shows she's into it. if she's just sitting there like a dead fish might as well bust your nut. no anal for you tonight.

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Originally posted by Danny Ocean well, im not saying ill eat her ass after she takes a shit, im saying that she dosent need to be fresh out of the shower for it to happen.

i'd scope it out first lol. while down at the pussy kinda pull back and survey the circumstances... ohh man do i have a GROSS story lol.

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Originally posted by Aristronica ...uhh never before a shower!

The plan is to come back to her place drunk, and to get her in the shower.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by Aristronica i'd scope it out first lol. while down at the pussy kinda pull back and survey the circumstances... ohh man do i have a GROSS story lol.

Did you find some chocolate chips?

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by Vlad Did you find some chocolate chips?

still fresh! roflmao. nah this is too gross.