Originally posted by zorra
One Friday, Mr. Goodbar wanted to Skor. So he took Miss Hersey to the Pot of Gold Motel on the corner of Aero & Fifth Avenue to show her some Twix. He began to feel her Mounds; that was pure Almond Joy. It made her Tootsie Roll and made him want to Eatmore. "This is Wonderbar," he let out a snicker as his Butterfinger went up her Kitkat and caused a Milkyway, she screamed, "Oh Henry" as she grabbed his Big Turk and squeezed his M&M's. Miss Hersey said, "You are even better then the Three Musketeers," to which Mr. Goodbar replied, "When your this big they call you Mr." Soon Miss Hersey was big and chunky and nine months later she had a Baby Ruth.
Registered: Feb 2003
Location: district of corruption
quote:
Originally posted by DaveSaenz
If you pick me up from the airport.
Nah, I love you anyways.
Haha. You don't even know what I look like....
I look like this, but less green:
First thing tomorrow I scan my rainy pic I swear...
It can be my new avatar. Everyone started hating me because of Evil geraldo. I know why too....
who hated you!! i'll kill em
Apr-15-2003 05:43
DaveSZ
When The Levee Breaks
Registered: Jan 2003
Location: ATX
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Originally posted by trancEyes22
who hated you!! i'll kill em
Several people on here.......
I won't name them.
It's funny. In the real world of my life today, there was nothing but love; Yet I still feel blank....
I can't decide what flag I should be...I can't stop seeing little kids with missing limbs in my mind...Seeing chaos on the streets of Baghdad. My cousin is there somewhere; A marine. He was signing autographs for the children the other day; Fighting for his life the next.
I can't stop seeing pictures of North Korean soldiers in my mind; Marching in formation...almost as if they are wind-up toys. The US is conducting war games right now. There is more talk of war on the Korean peninsula.
I want the US flag to represent freedom as it always has...
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: you could say i'm from dallas
one day Grodix was screwing around with Crispus Attucks. they were playing Scrabble but were just throwing the pieces around because they couldn't read. Then all of a sudden Martin Sanchez comes out and is like, "Hey, when did I tell you boys to quit being assclowns and start cleaning my frigidaire?"
Crispus was like, "woah" but he accepted the challange and began to lap his way to the kitchen. Grodix said "gliech" and proceeded to mingle with the riitface. Everyone was puzzled by the disappreaing clam, and his microcock.
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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.
Apr-15-2003 06:18
icedale
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Liopesi,Greece
I'm bored and sad as well.
And that explanation of yours' made complete sense to me.
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Apr-15-2003 12:31
ExOn
Still around
Registered: Jan 2002
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by zorra
One Friday, Mr. Goodbar wanted to Skor. So he took Miss Hersey to the Pot of Gold Motel on the corner of Aero & Fifth Avenue to show her some Twix. He began to feel her Mounds; that was pure Almond Joy. It made her Tootsie Roll and made him want to Eatmore. "This is Wonderbar," he let out a snicker as his Butterfinger went up her Kitkat and caused a Milkyway, she screamed, "Oh Henry" as she grabbed his Big Turk and squeezed his M&M's. Miss Hersey said, "You are even better then the Three Musketeers," to which Mr. Goodbar replied, "When your this big they call you Mr." Soon Miss Hersey was big and chunky and nine months later she had a Baby Ruth.
lmfao!
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Apr-15-2003 13:35
butterfly
melissa
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: West CoCo, CA
quote:
Originally posted by zorra
One Friday, Mr. Goodbar wanted to Skor. So he took Miss Hersey to the Pot of Gold Motel on the corner of Aero & Fifth Avenue to show her some Twix. He began to feel her Mounds; that was pure Almond Joy. It made her Tootsie Roll and made him want to Eatmore. "This is Wonderbar," he let out a snicker as his Butterfinger went up her Kitkat and caused a Milkyway, she screamed, "Oh Henry" as she grabbed his Big Turk and squeezed his M&M's. Miss Hersey said, "You are even better then the Three Musketeers," to which Mr. Goodbar replied, "When your this big they call you Mr." Soon Miss Hersey was big and chunky and nine months later she had a Baby Ruth.
did you write that? very cute.
Apr-15-2003 13:40
DaveSZ
When The Levee Breaks
Registered: Jan 2003
Location: ATX
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Originally posted by icedale
I'm bored and sad as well.
And that explanation of yours' made complete sense to me.
Mine??
It provides an opposing balance to the Mr. Spoogebar story. It helps to have an explaination..........
Someone get that person who wrote that a prize.....
