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ftnb
The 1st Panamanian TA.



Registered: Jan 2001
Location: panama

naw guys! you have to do the chant..

ass and titie's.... assss and tittyyy''sss... AASSSS AND TITTTYYY'SS!
AAAAAAAASSSSSSSS ANNND TIIIIIIIITTyyYYyyYYYY!''SS!! ... yap..
well thats what my crazy crackhead friend jay does down here, its pretty fucking hilarious.

Old Post Jun-01-2001 02:35  Panama
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DJ Juno
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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: the 4th demension

quote:
Originally posted by Lynx
"is that a mirror in your pocket? because i can see myself in your pants."



HAHAHA... i lost my #. can i get yours? hahaha


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Fraggle
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Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Sydney, AUSTRALIA

hahahaah...keep 'em coming!!! this is hilarious!!!
hehehehehe!!!


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Paul Griffiths 1
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Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Perth WA Australia

Oh yeah. Just remembered this one:

Maths lesson, I want to subtract your clothes , add you to the bed, divide your legs give you a square root, and hope like hell you dont multiply!

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DJ_Bod
TrippingTheLightFantastic



Registered: Mar 2001
Location: DTA#8

quote:
Originally posted by totalcarnage
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On a scale of 1-10 how ugly was she

that's amazing..


She was about a 6 on the beauty scale... but she had a dynamite chest...

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Pshycadelic
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Registered: May 2001
Location: oslo
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o man this is funny shit


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Dj Lex
Respect the Lex



Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Spijkenisse, Holland

ROFLMAO this thread. Hehe


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Mark
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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Vancouver, BC

here's a lame one that i have heard from one of my friends.

if your right leg was christmas and your left leg was thanksgiving,
could i meet u between the holidays?

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Dj Lex
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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Spijkenisse, Holland

quote:
Originally posted by TurboGS-R
here's a lame one that i have heard from one of my friends.

if your right leg was christmas and your left leg was thanksgiving,
could i meet u between the holidays?

hehe that one isn't lame, it is a great one


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Narcotic Mind
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Registered: May 2001
Location: Tel-Aviv, Israel
Talking

quote:
Originally posted by ftnb

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the
answer to this question?


LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL !!!

Girl: My friend over there want you.
Guy: so what ? i want you
Girl: but my friend will be mad if i'll go with you
Guy: so will be your pussy if you don't

Last edited by Narcotic Mind on Jun-01-2001 at 18:36

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Mark
FreewayENT



Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Vancouver, BC

ok here's another one

I love every single bone in your body especially mine.

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ftnb
The 1st Panamanian TA.



Registered: Jan 2001
Location: panama
Talking

isnt that last one supposed to be like ' you have 215 bones in your body, would you like another"? ? ... i think thats how it should go, not sure...

but ya, funny thread hehe

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