| quote: | Originally posted by Inertia
shoot it with a BB gun, should do the trick... make sure you hit
it in the thorax, if it doesnt go right thru it, the BB will stay
in, either way its gonna hurt the fuck out of the thing, enabling
you to kill if it doesnt die by its own.
reminds me of the time i found a bug in my shoe, i wake up, get
dressed to go see a race, get my Nikes, and when i put my foot
in, i feel s buldge, so i promptly remove my foot and check it
out, there wa this medium sized bug in it. well, i left there on
the floor thinking, im not gonna kill, itll just crawl away, its
not gonna kill me...
9 hours later i get back home, guess who is in the EXACT SAME PLACE?
mr. buggy... so i said, youre going down, i go get my CATerpillar
boots to lay a nice smack down on it; but first i took a second to
look at it. it had an abnormal octagonish shape, and seemed to have
no legs. who cares? i smack it down so hard the gorund shakes...
im used to doing this and then seeing a little puddle of bug remants
on the floor and under my show, but when ive removed it, the mother
****** is 100% intact, whats worse, is it had flipped over, exposing
that it did NOT have any legs, but it just contracted its body,
and let it loose in a sharp move making it jump and flip over...
SCARED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME. it was green, but now i could
see 2 yellow spots on its back... i ran like a little girl...
finally i got the nerve to go back in, got my boot again, and didnt
aim for the bug this time, i aimed to break the tile that was under
it. smacked it so hard my hand hurt, when i remove the boot, the
****** IS STILL there, only its exo-skeletonish cover is slightly
cracked, and i sort of see something wierd happening, its contracting
again, so again i ran, and for some reason killed the lights.
the ****** flipped over couple of times, and those 2 yellow spots,
they started glowing bright fluorescent green (like a fookin glow
stick) i left for anoher hour, when i came back, it was there, not
glowing at least, and i could see some bug juice around it, suggesting
it was dead. got a broom and smacked it, it was dead... cleared it
out... still dont know WHAT THE FUCK that thing was... |
screw that, should of just got out the mallet or hammer and start smashing the floor with it, if it dont kill it, its bound to drive the thing into the floor then u can pour acid or summin in the new grave u made for it
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