i did not get off with a bloke. some idiot from passion who is very excentric went around sticking his tongue in everyones mouth. he even had the dj's over his knee spanking them

i did not get off with a bloke, a bloke stuck his tongue in my mouth. i said in ukta "i got off with a bloke" for the comedy value, and then proceeded to explain what really happend. in true ukta style this got totally twisted and was made into this. i would say more on the matter but i really cant be arsed.

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Originally posted by Coup i did not get off with a bloke. some idiot from passion who is very excentric went around sticking his tongue in everyones mouth. he even had the dj's over his knee spanking them i did not get off with a bloke, a bloke stuck his tongue in my mouth. i said in ukta "i got off with a bloke" for the comedy value, and then proceeded to explain what really happend. in true ukta style this got totally twisted and was made into this. i would say more on the matter but i really cant be arsed.

you bummed him

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Originally posted by Coup i did not get off with a bloke. some idiot from passion who is very excentric went around sticking his tongue in everyones mouth. he even had the dj's over his knee spanking them i did not get off with a bloke, a bloke stuck his tongue in my mouth. i said in ukta "i got off with a bloke" for the comedy value, and then proceeded to explain what really happend. in true ukta style this got totally twisted and was made into this. i would say more on the matter but i really cant be arsed.

Was it a cute lad or some old bloke?

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Originally posted by Rockshox Was it a cute lad or some old bloke?

probably a dirty old man like uself jamie

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Originally posted by Dumonde Trancer probably a dirty old man like uself jamie

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Originally posted by Dumonde Trancer probably a dirty old man like uself jamie

Just cause u are sooo far in the closet its almost Narnia...

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Originally posted by Rockshox Just cause u are sooo far in the closet its almost Narnia...

haha... The one-liner retorts just keep coming!

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Originally posted by Az you bummed him

lmao! this thread is soooooooooooooooooooooooo hilarious





Coup!!! that's it!!!!! now you've lost all chances with me





omg you guys made sum superb replies poor coupy

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Originally posted by Miss Proximus Coup!!! that's it!!!!! now you've lost all chances with me

you love me really

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Originally posted by tu_face coup... what were you thinking... oh wait, you dont.

hahahahahahaha omg ! hahahahahahaha

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