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Originally posted by davinox man dawg, the key to pimping bitches be simple.! 1) Be like "Bitch...u fly." Keep flaunting the blinage, she'll know you're a balluh! 2) Rent a nice car, Lex, Rolls, Cadellac, Accord LX... Drive up and say "MANNN SHEEIIT. Can a playa like me get some fine pussy to hop in dis here fly ass whip?" 3) Playa, you gots to be workin that ass. She bend over for ANY reason, you best slap that ass. It's mandatory. 4) Ask for her mama's number too, she might be fly.

that might have been funny like 10 years ago =p

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Originally posted by montie stop thinking about it so much and stop listening to the losers who post here all the fucking time just be yourself and don't tell yourself to be yourself

doesnt that make you a loser too!! hahahah
but i agree

NO WAIT!! I GOT IT.

The best way to ask a girl out is to start a thread about it, let it marinate for awhile, and by the time you get around to asking her out, she's long gone and now you're in the M seeking F thread.

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Originally posted by EriK_V i say don't ask her out. Stay her friend, become good friends, then ask her out. I've seen that girls tend to go out with their close friends (the nice good guy) in the end after they've dumped/have been dumped by their old 'boyfriends'. good luck -E

B S cough B S

shaven penis brings life in between her vageenix

say "Hey, when you get sick of dating that asshole here is my number" and then never talk to her again.

good advice orbax

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I know its brilliant

1)States the fact that she is dating an asshole
2)States the fact that you are not an asshole
3)Lets her know that you want to date her
4)Lets her know that she loses a good friend as long as shes dating an asshole
5)Lets you get it all off your chest
6)Puts ball in her court
7)Lets you forget about it because if she doesnt call back...shes dating an asshole. and doesnt deserve to be with someone cool.
8)Lets her know that you arent a pussy
9)Will probably have her look back on some shit youve done as friends and tried to see you as a boyfriend which might lead to her..
10)Dumping an asshole.

I could probably extrapolate more from that sentence but im tired.

nice
good explanations too

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

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Originally posted by dehmmy WRONG!!! GIRLS = ROOT OF ALL EVIL!!!

Proof that Girls = Evil

i. Fact: Girls require time and money. The more time you spend with them the more money is required:

Girls = Time * Money <--1


ii. Time is Money (Time = Money)

Subst into 1:
Girls = Money * Money
Girls = Money^2 <--2

iii. Money is the root of all evil (Money = evil^(1/2))

Subst into 2:
Girls = [evil^(1/2)]^2
Girls = evil

QED

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Originally posted by aatariq She didnt tell you about her bf 2.5 weeks ago because she likes you and was afraid to hurt your feelings - so dont worry theres nothing wrong with you, except you procrastinate.

hopefully thats it...

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Originally posted by Orbax say "Hey, when you get sick of dating that asshole here is my number" and then never talk to her again.

good call, except she has my number already

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