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Originally posted by Orbax Movies = worst date ever. dont do it. dont FUCKING DO it, or ill kill you myself

Why? One of my best dates was when I took the girl to watch "Exorcist"

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hehe because you are in a place where its dark, and exciting (hopefuly) yet you CANT DO SHIT. unless you fingerbang on the first date. which you shouldnt. anyways. point being. if its gonna be a movie, have a dope pad to bring her back to and chill on the couch and watch that shit. Otherwise here is something to remember.

GIRLS ARE JUST AS HORNY AS GUYS

it just takes them 15 minutes longer to get on with it. So just hold your bones for a while and shell be beggin YOU. basically im at the point where girls kiss ME first. i mean ive let them know that im interested, but then keep that tension going and BAM they are about to cream.

so just go out and hike, and then grab some grub. as they are leaving a hug and quick peck on the cheeck says luv yah babe, im outttttie here and then you pimp on somewhere, like to your computer to post on TA

whewww that scotch is hittin me, next ill be admitting that i once got turned on by watching a merry melodies cartoons

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Originally posted by Shook1 I'll smoke one 4 u dude! Congrats! If it definitely is the hottest girl in school....u make me proud!

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. In other words, inner beauty really is more important I've found.

That being said, congrats Clyde and enjoy the buttsechs.

(But don't really ask her for buttsechs. It was a joke son.)

i'm glad 4u, sounds like ur on cloud 9, enjoy cause the honeymoon doesnt last long...

Some advice, be nice, but dont be a doormat, remember ur setting the tone for the rest of ur relationship (if all goes well). If she's hot she's probably had plenty of guys who fawn over her, so dont get hung up on her looks... Where's Sedrick when you need him...That guys a perfect example what happens if u have inferiority complex, girls will drop u like a hot potato...

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Bah.. I thought I clicked on a sex chat channel..

She said "yes... yes *smeep* yes, bigboy."

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Originally posted by DaveSaenz That being said, congrats Clyde and enjoy the buttsechs. (But don't really ask her for buttsechs. It was a joke son.)

were you the one who said "bang her in da pooper"? cuz that legendary phrase is now a very important part of my vocabulary

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Originally posted by whiskers were you the one who said "bang her in da pooper"? cuz that legendary phrase is now a very important part of my vocabulary

That doesn't really sound like me, but I can't honestly remember...

Search for that phrase, and see what you get...

gooks mmmmohhhhahhhhmmmmm

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Originally posted by DaveSaenz That doesn't really sound like me, but I can't honestly remember... Search for that phrase, and see what you get...

Originally posted by MOSCHINO
Did you bang her in "da pooper"?


raaaa, but i could totally see you saying that

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geez guys stfu with all the sex bullshit

is this like your frist date Clyde77
and don't talk about anal yuck...

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Originally posted by occrider Don't take her to the champagne room.

*ROFL*

Don't mind us Clyde - we're just being idiots. Hope you guys have a great time. Cheers!

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