roll your limbless ass down to the police station and tell them what happened...they decide to

strip search you.. and throw you naked in a jail cell with a...

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60 yr old quantum physics professor who performs...

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...a magic trick with 2 knives and a chainsaw that ...

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rivals that of beck's with 2 turntables and a microphone. then the copyright police come charging in and...

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..say "sorry mate.we got the wrong house" and politely leave after kicking the door in, just in time for you to...

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"Wenn du dich zum Untergrund zählst, reicht es nicht, es nur zu sagen. Du musst auch viel graben, um es zu werden."

...go to your 6 oclock yoga class. u get in the car and, O SHIT no brakes!!! you hit a....

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truck full of radioactive waste, causing a major spill and turning you and everyone immediately around you into...

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Tiesto midgets!!!!

PS: think the horror...you are a short little midget with mixing skills that make dogs howl and people want to stab themselves in the ear.... scary....

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"When your spirit is floating down that tunnel towards the light, you know what's behind the light? It's not God, it's me. And im gonna kick your poncey soul all the way back down the tunnel till you choke on your own fucked up ribs. NOW, wake the fuck up!"

...after awaking from this horrible nightmare of turning into tiesto, you then...

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convert into a househead and go boogie-woogie all night long at a naked music party, where you...

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stick ur dick in between ur legs and crutch...and spew ur semen into