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Originally posted by USMC_Greg I did rub off a batch last night to the sounds of Flutlicht on the radio.

what the fuck??????



and another what the fuck, emil has sex to the LOTR / Braveheart soundtracks and bagpipe music???



fuckin a, what is wrong with you, people????

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Sex and trance is only a fine thing when the girl is into it too... Otherwise she gets bored and the music disturbs her attention. Has happened to me before...

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Orbital - Halcyon and on and on would be wikkid i think

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My Mixes

A week ago it occured for me to realise that the music blasting from my speakers was PPK's remix of Melodica - Tornado, and I was like "hmmm im here making love while listening to a theme that was played at Anthropov's (pre-Gorbachev soviet leader) funeral.."

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I like listening to hardcore german house when im having sex (with my hand)


so hardcore!

hey im a virgin what else would I be able to throw into this conversation?

for romantic sex nothing beats any of the cafe del mar chillout CD's. it works like a charm

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Originally posted by Orbax hey im a virgin what else would I be able to throw into this conversation?

a baseball.

couple good ones......

oakenfold hypnotise

avb burned with desire

ferry corsten's live at glow cd was playing when i was having sex on friday and i hadn't heard it yet. i'm not one to get distracted from sex by any means, but i caught myself listening to the music a few times then having to refocus on what i was doing

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Originally posted by whiskers what the fuck?????? and another what the fuck, emil has sex to the LOTR / Braveheart soundtracks and bagpipe music??? fuckin a, what is wrong with you, people????

For ffs, what are you blabbering about?
I asked

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[b]Originally posted by Emil What are some examples of medieval melodies? Emil

[\B]

Where the hell do you see me saying I have sex to LOTR/Braveheart soundtracks, when I asked for SOME EXAMPLES of the music?

Emil

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Originally posted by whiskers pulp is gross, it feels like i'm swallowing someone's load

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haha, there should be a "do you listen to trance while masturbating" thread

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Originally posted by BTG a baseball.

REminds me of a joke:
A guy grows up not knowing anything about sex (his father having avoided the topic throughout his childhood). Eventually he gets married to a nice young girl and on their wedding night she says... "honey, we've been holding out for so long, tonight I want to finally have sex with you"... the guy panics and doesn't know what to do, so with a hasty "alrigh darling, I'll be back to 'have sex' in a jiffy" he runs to the other room to call his dad. "Dad my wife wants to have sex and i don't know how to, help me out!" he shouts into the receiver.... "well..." his father nervously replies, "sex is a simple thing really... uuum... just take the errr thing you played with as a teenager, and eerm put it in around where your girlfriend pees... yeah that's about all there is to it.. got that?" "Sure thing Pops!" replies the relieved son... upon hanging up the receiver he grabs his baseball runs to the bathroom and throws it in the toilet.

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