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Orbax
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Registered: Apr 2002
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then again you could wrap it up in a few hefty bags after polising down the corners

Sep-09-2003 04:54 United States

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Streakfury
Angrily Running Naked

Registered: Mar 2002
Location: 11th Dimension

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Originally posted by Orbax
guys...i came up with the best way to kill someone years ago. Blackjack them, then dump the unconscious body and the blackjack in a rubber garbage can. then fill it up with quick drying cement. then dump it off in a deep lake somewhere. plastic doesnt deteriorate so it wont dissolve or anything, and the concrete really isnt something to worry about either because it wont get any water movement as its in a garbage can.

cheers

Jesus Orbax, thats just plain scary. Hope you didnt devise that little plan to actually use it...

Well I suppose us ninja's need to know these things. Well, I used to, i'm retired.

** announcement **

I've retired from the Ninjarness. I can still fly and turn invisible, so fear my wrath, I just wont be ninjaring in public. Ahem.

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Sep-09-2003 14:27 England

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Orbax
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Registered: Apr 2002
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^^ takes out blackjack. you DID know that you are a ninjar for LIFE

Sep-09-2003 17:15 United States

sash
retired.

Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Sydney, Australia

Sep-09-2003 17:24 Australia

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Orbax
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Registered: Apr 2002
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a leather tube about a foot long filled with lead or birdshot

Sep-09-2003 17:29 United States

moncster
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Screw that. This ninjar uses 2x4's with nails in it.

Sep-09-2003 23:26

jinxed84
product

Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Slightly South of Seoul

quote:
Originally posted by moncster
Screw that. This ninjar uses 2x4's with nails in it.

thats sounds like a ninjar from the hood if you ask me

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Sep-10-2003 02:02 United States

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tdkyo
tranceaddict in training

Registered: Jul 2003
Location:

quote:
Originally posted by moncster
Ok, I got the body parts cut into small chunks. I'm thinking about sneaking to the park where they're making a new basketball court and dumping it into the cement or something. Suggestions?

Feed the parts to the animal in the zoo?

Sep-11-2003 00:11 United States

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fuct4less
Tape recorders & earwaxxx

Registered: May 2003
Location: Out of my mind ... Get back to me in five minutes.

alright, so what you do is you cut up the body into little bite-sized peices, then you take them down to your local packaging plant, put all the remnants into milky way packages (yes, the little bite-sized ones), and then you freeze them until its halloween and then you hand them out to all the little children.

theyll be in for a great surprise!