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Originally posted by Orbax ha cept not as ripped

prolly has a small penis too.

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Originally posted by whiskers are you kidding me? i've been living off the TA drama for 3 years now, it's bloody amazing! far better than any soap opera. and btw, wtf is a titty run????????????????????????????????????????/ never mind me, i'm exhausted and can't think, so all i wanna do is post random stuf like COCK!

cock is a fun random word, much like pump. i always giggled in my genetics class when the prof would mention sodium/potassium pumps, meaning i was giggling about 10-15 times every lecture.

yes, drama amuses me much and a titty run is when you lose at a drinking game (usually pong, sometimes flip cup) and have to run around the apartment block topless. only girls get titty runs, guys have to do pee-pee (nakey) runs. it's a severe punishment, in pong it's usually if you fail to consolidate before you are beaten but my two friends who had to do it the other night were feeling too cocky ('scuse the pun) and announced they would do a nakey run if they lost, regardless of by how much.

translation: stupid drunk college shit that is absurdly amusing.

in scotland we just did nudie runs, where about 12 of us would get bare ass naked and run through the streets of Edinburgh screaming, two of my mates go caught by the cops...ask me tomorrow when im sober about it because its an awesome fucking story

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Originally posted by whiskers oooooooooooh, that gives me an idea for a shirt SAY NO TO POP!!!! or "dare to resist pop"

oh, but there's nothing like some good 80s pop! prince is the perfect example... "i just want your extra time and your KISS!"
and "she wore a razzzzzzzberry beret...."

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Originally posted by daffodil cock is a fun random word, much like pump. i always giggled in my genetics class when the prof would mention sodium/potassium pumps, meaning i was giggling about 10-15 times every lecture. yes, drama amuses me much and a titty run is when you lose at a drinking game (usually pong, sometimes flip cup) and have to run around the apartment block topless. only girls get titty runs, guys have to do pee-pee (nakey) runs. it's a severe punishment, in pong it's usually if you fail to consolidate before you are beaten but my two friends who had to do it the other night were feeling too cocky ('scuse the pun) and announced they would do a nakey run if they lost, regardless of by how much. translation: stupid drunk college shit that is absurdly amusing.

Sounds a lot like the "dode" game we played in grad school. Were forced to change it to the "dode and breast" game because the ladies wanted to play.

Oh and whiskers:

Don't bash the Cars man



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Originally posted by Orbax in scotland we just did nudie runs, where about 12 of us would get bare ass naked and run through the streets of Edinburgh screaming, two of my mates go caught by the cops...ask me tomorrow when im sober about it because its an awesome fucking story

drunkeness rules and i'm a sad little banshee that i'm not drinking i think you and i may be two of a kind, give me a couple minutes to summon up some good drinking stories.

oh here's one -- last week i pretended to hump a "no parking" sign that had been pulled over so it was sticking horizontally into the street. then i went to an oncampus party when i carded a freshman who was pouring a beer and scared the piss out of him.

Drunk story time?

How about sleeping with some girl at a frat party, finding her boyfriend downstairs, wrapping her panties around his head and screaming at the top of your lungs "I AM THE KING!"

I wish I could take the credit for it, but atleast I was part of the fight that took part afterwards

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Originally posted by daffodil drunkeness rules and i'm a sad little banshee that i'm not drinking i think you and i may be two of a kind, give me a couple minutes to summon up some good drinking stories. oh here's one -- last week i pretended to hump a "no parking" sign that had been pulled over so it was sticking horizontally into the street. then i went to an oncampus party when i carded a freshman who was pouring a beer and scared the piss out of him.

what college do you go to, wild girl?

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Originally posted by Omegasox Drunk story time? How about sleeping with some girl at a frat party, finding her boyfriend downstairs, wrapping her panties around his head and screaming at the top of your lungs "I AM THE KING!" I wish I could take the credit for it, but atleast I was part of the fight that took part afterwards

lol, wtf did you have to do with the fight?

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Originally posted by Omegasox Drunk story time? How about sleeping with some girl at a frat party, finding her boyfriend downstairs, wrapping her panties around his head and screaming at the top of your lungs "I AM THE KING!" I wish I could take the credit for it, but atleast I was part of the fight that took part afterwards

that's fantastic! i would have given anything to have been there. one time my drunk drunk drunk friend walked into a room he thought was his and got into a fight with said room's occupants. when his roommate took him to the hospital for stitches, the injured guy told the nurse he fell down some stairs. the nurse asks the roommate how many stairs he fell down and the roommate answers, "do you mean before or after he got punched in the face?"

if I told you my worst drinking stories, I would eventually end up in prison