Originally posted by Orbax
actually women are the root of all problems. If women werent the way they were, only a couple of things would have been invented.
1) Men would still live in caves. Building shit is hard work, why would we need anything else.
2) Fire would be invented to keep us warm in our caves.
3) Beer, for obvious reasons.
4) Blunt Trauma weapons, such as clubs, to hit shit with. Possibly sling throwers.
Basically itd be a whole bunch of dudes chillin around a fire drinkin beer, and occasionally gettin a mob and chasing some deer or something. Wed be drunk and probably wouldnt get it, which is why we would be vegetarians, and live longer than we do now.
Plus we would still BE IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN AND LIVING FOREVER AND NOT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT MONEY AND CRAP TODAY
edit** as Dave Chapelle said "If men could fuck and live in a cardboard box..."
"the biggest test for a man.... is a woman" - dave chappelle
that comedy hour was funny!!! i was dying when i saw it
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Sep-16-2003 21:48
Brett
Junior tranceaddict
Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Carlsbad, CA
one of the best things I've done for myself was when I stopped spending money for about 3 months.. its a great way to stop living paycheck to paycheck.. i didnt go out - i just lived poor for a few months and built up a "pillow" of money to fall back on if shit hit the fan..
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Sep-16-2003 23:19
whiskers
old skool
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: in your dreams
quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
Plus we would still BE IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN AND LIVING FOREVER AND NOT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT MONEY AND CRAP TODAY
ah, i was reading your post and i was like "please mention that, please mention that" hehe.
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Sep-17-2003 00:08
montie
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Registered: Aug 2002
Location:
actually woman are the root all evil
Proof:
First we state that girls require time and money.
Girls = Time * Money
And as we all know, "time is money."
Time = Money
Therefore:
Girls = Money * Money = (Money)^2
And, because "money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
Therefore
Girls = (sqrt(evil))^2
And we are forced to conclude that
Girls = evil
Sep-17-2003 01:37
Orbax
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2002
Location:
someone post that pic! ^^ good on yah for rememberin montie!
Sep-17-2003 01:39
TeKnoHe@d2025
Derek Howell Addict
Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
quote:
Originally posted by butterfly
but the economy is bad and it affects the mood of everyone around. it is sad and i wonder if it really needs to be this way.
Come to my city if you wanna see some pissed off people. My city's budget has reached empty and they're looking for everything they can do to fix it. Recently 30 police officers were fired and an entire police station closed. Any of the city funded annual activities have been cut among many other things.
Now the city is planning on merging the suburbs with the city to increase funding. I really don't hope a disaster hits here either cause we'd be fucked! The blood bank has a shortage of blood, the city is out of money and the Red Cross just announced that their funding is very low. But hey, we got 2 new stadiums for football and baseball plus a new convention center that cost millions of dollars.
Fuck rebuilding Iraq, this country needs to be focused on!
Originally posted by occrider
Money is the scapegoat people like to use to hide the fact that true blame falls upon human nature.
Money is simply one of the manifestations of our nature.
Ding. Also it has to do with being selfish, we only care about ourselves and that's it, who gives a fuck about some poor person in another country you don't even know? People want to focus on their own lives and maintain their own standard of living and NOT have to give up ANY shred of the quality of life they have here. If it were up to me this attitude would be fucking CHOKED to death... as it is a selfish one and no real benefit to the rest of humanity...
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Sep-17-2003 06:04
AnotherWay83
The B00b Maintenance Guy™
Registered: Aug 2000
Location: land of d(-_-)b
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Originally posted by TeKnoHe@d2025
Fuck rebuilding Iraq, this country needs to be focused on!
werd!
i think it all comes down to human nature, more specifically, ego...
Sep-17-2003 06:18
kr00t0n
Archduke of Awesome
Registered: Feb 2002
Location: Hibernating
Money has its annoyances indeed, that why I left such a shyte economy like South Africa and came to London, and now live more comfortably working in an internet cafe than I was as a computer programmer in SA.
Says alot about how shyte SA's economy is (thank you mom for being british and getting me an ancestral visa )
I really don't hope a disaster hits here either cause we'd be fucked! The blood bank has a shortage of blood, the city is out of money and the Red Cross just announced that their funding is very low. But hey, we got 2 new stadiums for football and baseball plus a new convention center that cost millions of dollars.
as it is a selfish one and no real benefit to the rest of humanity...
