ya ok buddy it would take 5 of u to push me

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Originally posted by cap ya ok buddy it would take 5 of u to push me

indeed...each of the 5 of us would have to pitch in a dollar so that we can get u that pint of beer which will enable us to easily just throw u like a frizbee

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Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee indeed...each of the 5 of us would have to pitch in a dollar so that we can get u that pint of beer which will enable us to easily just throw u like a frizbee

Your proposal would be impossible... nobody has their OSAP money

It's all about the grannies and grandpas on the subway playing tough 'n rough...

Seriously, a lot of people on the subway are just plain rude... but I can see why. Why, you ask? Good question, glad you asked. They're rude because most of them have shitty jobs, and spend the whole day doing crap for $8/hr and being treated like shit by other people (which this city is full of, but that's a completely different story). And after a day like that, you actually expect these people to be happy?! Uh... no! And no wonder they keep on jumping on the tracks too... they can't stand this shit anymore.

Then again, there's this whole other bunch of people that are just rude and without any manners/etiquette (since birth, unfortunatelly), and they don't even consider their actions to be wrong... now that's the mo'fuckas I'd love to he-bitch-man-slap on subway! Kick the shit outta them, teach them something...

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ok i wasnt really gonna post this, but now that rocco brought up blind ppl...

so im walking on college going towards the subway station to go home, when all of a sudden i look in front of me and theres this blind guy approaching me with his 'looking stick' or whatever.

so anyways i try to like dive out of the way cuz hes coming right into me, no such luck, he grabs me and sorta bear hugs me

him"HEY CAN U TAKE ME TO UOFT" (in a retarded voice, im not just saying this, he was actually retarded too)

me: " um...where in uoft" cuz uoft is HUGE campus, and i was actually walking in campus at the time

him"IT DOESNT MATTER JUST TAKE ME TO A BUILDING"

me thinking WTF?? "where u wanna go?"

him"STUPID CAB DRIVER, HE SAYS MY 20$ IS ACTUALLY A $5, SHOW ME TO A BUILDING AND AN ATM MACHINE'

ok at this piont im thinking shit my arm hurts cuz ur sqeezing it too hard (hes still holding on to me), so im like fine follow me, and i justwalked him to the nearest building and opened the door for him, and he walked the other way into a wall, then im like ' no this way' and i practically shoved him thru the door and i left. end of story

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Originally posted by Resnick ok i wasnt really gonna post this, but now that rocco brought up blind ppl... so im walking on college going towards the subway station to go home, when all of a sudden i look in front of me and theres this blind guy approaching me with his 'looking stick' or whatever. so anyways i try to like dive out of the way cuz hes coming right into me, no such luck, he grabs me and sorta bear hugs me him"HEY CAN U TAKE ME TO UOFT" (in a retarded voice, im not just saying this, he was actually retarded too) me: " um...where in uoft" cuz uoft is HUGE campus, and i was actually walking in campus at the time him"IT DOESNT MATTER JUST TAKE ME TO A BUILDING" me thinking WTF?? "where u wanna go?" him"STUPID CAB DRIVER, HE SAYS MY 20$ IS ACTUALLY A $5, SHOW ME TO A BUILDING AND AN ATM MACHINE' ok at this piont im thinking shit my arm hurts cuz ur sqeezing it too hard (hes still holding on to me), so im like fine follow me, and i justwalked him to the nearest building and opened the door for him, and he walked the other way into a wall, then im like ' no this way' and i practically shoved him thru the door and i left. end of story

LOL!

my right foot got run over by one of them electric wheelchairs with a really fat old man on it doing like 30 clicks through the aisles of Dominion...

I guess the moral is... stay away from grocery stores

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Originally posted by Resnick ok i wasnt really gonna post this, but now that rocco brought up blind ppl... so im walking on college going towards the subway station to go home, when all of a sudden i look in front of me and theres this blind guy approaching me with his 'looking stick' or whatever. so anyways i try to like dive out of the way cuz hes coming right into me, no such luck, he grabs me and sorta bear hugs me him"HEY CAN U TAKE ME TO UOFT" (in a retarded voice, im not just saying this, he was actually retarded too) me: " um...where in uoft" cuz uoft is HUGE campus, and i was actually walking in campus at the time him"IT DOESNT MATTER JUST TAKE ME TO A BUILDING" me thinking WTF?? "where u wanna go?" him"STUPID CAB DRIVER, HE SAYS MY 20$ IS ACTUALLY A $5, SHOW ME TO A BUILDING AND AN ATM MACHINE' ok at this piont im thinking shit my arm hurts cuz ur sqeezing it too hard (hes still holding on to me), so im like fine follow me, and i justwalked him to the nearest building and opened the door for him, and he walked the other way into a wall, then im like ' no this way' and i practically shoved him thru the door and i left. end of story

LMAO!!! Yess... lol... That's actually pretty retarded!

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