Had this house party once and a friend of mine pissed in someones drink and put it on the side, and this kid came up a drank it right back, and he said "why was that lager warm" i 'pissed' myself laughing
Not very funny though! (for him)
Oct-02-2003 16:21
joeh
NIAT
Registered: Jul 2002
Location: London, UK
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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
*Clips Mikey around the ear*
Jessies drink what beer or larger do you drink then lol? Special Brew?
Aye Fundamental its a lovely pint better then the watered down English piss water Carling? WTF its like shandy and that Aussie gash Fosters.
Both Stella & Fosters are english. They are brewed in England and to a different recipie than the originals .
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Oct-02-2003 16:35
Dj O'Callaghan
The UKTA Triggerman
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Northampton UK
Stella is brewed to the same recipe not as yeasty maybe. However Fosters I couldn't give a shit about lol.
So Joeh go back and drink your 50 year old Directors Rummy Ginger arse chin rubber mead REAL ALE!
and that I swear is watered down runny shit.
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Oct-02-2003 23:24
joeh
NIAT
Registered: Jul 2002
Location: London, UK
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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
Stella is brewed to the same recipe not as yeasty maybe. However Fosters I couldn't give a shit about lol.
The UK brewed swill you call Stella (bottled/canned/draught) tastes nothing like the fairly decent continental version.
Simular situation for nearly all draught lagers with foreign names. Even beers such as Carlsberg Export, which according to the adverts 'the Danes hate to see leave', is brewed in the UK.
Most of them have are about 1% ABV less... so obviously they arent the same recipie.
quote:
Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
So Joeh go back and drink your 50 year old Directors Rummy Ginger arse chin rubber mead REAL ALE!
and that I swear is watered down runny shit.
I do actually like lager believe it or not.. i just don't like the UK brewed piss. If there were decent lagers avaliable in on draught in many pubs then I would occasionally drink them.. it just so happens the only decent beers i can find on draught are bitter . A decent lager to try out is Pilser Urquell, its imported and avaliable in most supermarkets
Stellas quite good for getting pissed though
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Oct-03-2003 00:22
UglyDave
i ran a marathon : )
Registered: Jan 2003
Location: Buncrana, Éire
Bulmers / Magners pint bottle. Not on tap. Bottle = best
Oct-03-2003 11:57
victor
P A R T YY? coz we gotta!
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Montréal
Stella Artois
Oct-04-2003 05:39
kiddiejon
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2002
Location: northants
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Originally posted by DJ_FRAZ
Hoegaarden is nice, you pay £4 a pint for that stuff at the hush bar in sheffield
clear beer.. wtf.. 1st pint is nasty, 2nd pint is nice
my misses works for carlsberg - 96cans free a month mother******!!
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