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Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0 Sms breakup sucks a lot too. Damn fuckin bitch!

Yep, happened to me too.

How fkn low

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Originally posted by UWM Congratulations Clyde77, you were the instigator of a legendarily bad breakup. Here is another question I must pose: Say you are in a long distance relationship (like, quite a long distance) and you meet someone. The two of you fall head over heels for each other, and you know this person is right for you and your current other is not. Is it okay to tell them over the phone or should you fly and visit them to let them know?

LDRs are a different kettle of fish... if it's going to be costing you immense time and money to perform the breakup, then I would say it's okay to do it over the phone - unless you were already planning a visit and are going to see each other in a few days.

However, economics isn't an excuse not to spend the $2 on gas to drive to their place or the nearest coffee shop.

Re: SMS breakups - I would pretend I never got the message, show up at her place the next day, and force the bitch to tell me face to face.

Actually, there's an idea for any kind of bitchy breakup by e-mail or IM or SMS or voice mail... if they're going to do it in such an impersonal way, they can't verify that you ever got the message. So just pretend you didn't and fuck with them! They deserve it anyway!

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i have been guilty of the phone call breakup. but to my defence, i was drunk and she lived two states away at the time. i went out to visit a couple of days later for a face to face meeting (and to pick up my car). i felt bad about doing that, but she was talking about moving to be closer to me, and i had never expressed a long term commitment interest. i was able to preserve the friendship, so it wasn't a completely spineless cop-out.

Best breakup story ever:

a few years ago, my friend was going out with this girl for a couple of months, and she was quite the whore. She knew it, and he knew it (he convinced her to give me head once cuz i "needed to be cheared up"). Anyways, one day i was driving with a buddy in my front seat, my friend & his gf in the back seat, and another friend was in the back seat too. So my friend says to his gf "hey tina, what would you do if I pulled out my dick right now?" and she said "we'll have to see if u got the balls to do that first." so he pulled it out, & she just started sucking him off, with 3 other people in the car (me driving). just as he was about to blow his load, he said "hey tina, i gotta tell you something." "what, you're gonna cum?" "yeah. and you're a whore, we're done." just as he said that, he blew all over her face. it was the funniest thing i've ever seen! then i figured since she's not my friend's gf anymore, i can just drop her her off where we were. so i pulled into the closest coffee shop & started getting out as if we were going to buy a coffee. as soon as she got out, i got back in & said "ok, i'm going home." then she goes "you're not gonna drive me home? it's a 1 hour bus ride to my house!" I just smiled & drove away. that was the last any of us heard from her until about 3 weeks ago when i saw her at a club. she wasn't pissed off at all though.

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guess there was no comment about that one c-dawg....I didn't post it to make you look bad...just sharing a shitty break up

hmm if they only want to hear my side...

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Originally posted by Moongoose Its even worse when u brake up with SMS but you put the text in lyrics...like this "Ljubim še, a tebe ne zato med nama konec je"

Lol. At least she spent the time to think of such compassionate lyrics.

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Originally posted by Essential1 that was the last any of us heard from her until about 3 weeks ago when i saw her at a club. she wasn't pissed off at all though.

That's probably because she rode some dude, then he gave her a ride home.

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Originally posted by Wretched classic: "So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix. fucked up huh? I want to die."

That is so nasty! I am so sorry man! If I were you, I would find the bitch and spit in her face.

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Originally posted by Wretched classic: "So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix. fucked up huh? I want to die."

that sounds to made up. but funny none the less.

me, i never let shit get that serious.