but little johnny didnt realise that his shoulder was being attacked by a massive shoelace. unbeknown to the shoelace, our mate johnny was an expert chessman and proceded to rub his man boobs along the window of jessica albas penthouse which caused his shoulder to dislocate and fill with semen

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jessica alba screamed at the top of her lungs as she saw the two ants trying to hijack her thread. she proceeded to kick the ball into the back of the net and win the rugby world cup for [africa 2]. as she streaked down the pitch a cow dropped out of the sky and fell directly on her temple! baffled, gordon bray looks at budha and his face said it all, "that was random". budha munched on his baby and demanded more sour cream because he was starting to lactate as was done back in the old days, the orgin of which was quite unknown to our friend chuck norris

in the words of a great man

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holy crap im scattered.....fuck uni!

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And then it was the end

THE END

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Jeg har ingenting men jeg har alt nar jeg har deg
I have nothing but I have everything when I have you

DUDE STOP IT!! DARTH CAPSLOCK IS TEH OWNER OF Y00!
"but stories never can end like this, because stories are forever as long as we have brains....and black socks. luckily for you black socks are now available at chemical records, because of the delays they were having, there is no better way to provide their customers with black socks" thought goku to himself whilst vegeta drank his warm glass of malk
sweet sweet constanance

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Then everyone went tobed

THE END

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Jeg har ingenting men jeg har alt nar jeg har deg
I have nothing but I have everything when I have you

but is there ever really an end? its like chasing the horizon, your never going to get it with a bag of oranges in your mouth. whenever the sun hits the ocean it really makes you wonder if there is really a doggy heaven but as you look down at the remnants in your arms, you realise that your holding a rat covered in cheese. what was scooby doo to do with the poo on the loo? cut the crusts off his bread off course, because no1 likes peanut butter and lettuce sandwiches

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we really need to get out more

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That thought kept crossing my mind... The End.... somewhere inside my brain stirred "Is nigh"

that truly freaked me out as i went to the 7-eleven to grab myself a deck of ciggies and a bottle of sugarfree V

what truly tripped me out was when the 7 eleven clerk started chanting in some aincent tongue, i couldnt pin-point it but i could swear id seen her socks before

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