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Originally posted by Patrick Bateman C'mon Bryce. There are much more important problems than Sri Lanka, to worry about. Bryce: Like what? Patrick Bateman: Well we have to end apartheid for one, slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism, and world hunger, we have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. most importantly we have to promote general social concern, and less materialism and help people.

I hope you realize you quoted my idol.

rotflmfao, excuse me for pissing my pants

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Originally posted by Orbax I hope you realize you quoted my idol.

patrick bateman owns .... not hehehe he's a schezo.

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Condoms aren't completly safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

Damn you to hell. Or China.

Jesus is coming, everyone look busy!

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!

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The time flies. The time flies feed on rotting clocks.

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel "im off! like panties on prom night."

my shorter version is "i'm off like a prom dress" same shit though... these are funny

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

lets make like a tree and get the flock out of dodge

that dress is becoming on you, if i were on you id be cumming too.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike one's I have come to use over the years: "Your about as attractive as 2 positively charged magnets."

oi thats mine ****ybollocks!



erm hmmmm damn cant think of any of the hundreds i use in IRC... most of them are childish and unfunny tho

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Bring it on down son, so you can get done, I got more styles than the miles to the sun,
Ninety three million five thousand flows, and heres one more for the HOoOoOoOOO'S!!!

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Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z] oi thats mine ****ybollocks! erm hmmmm damn cant think of any of the hundreds i use in IRC... most of them are childish and unfunny tho

U don't remember ur 'yard on'?

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Originally posted by sykadelik U don't remember ur 'yard on'?

oh yeah hahaha, ....

i was in a pub on saturday watching the england footy match, and i was drinking a 'yard cocktail' which is basically a cocktail in a yard long glass... and i stuck it down my trousers to smuggle it out of the pub, so anyways i go up to this girl, and said 'ive got a yard on'.... must have worked a treat cos she proceeded to rub the 73.33% plastic, 26.67% elastane drinks container while it was down my knickers.... i then went back to her house and made the bitch scream like rosanne barr at a health spar, result!

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Bring it on down son, so you can get done, I got more styles than the miles to the sun,
Ninety three million five thousand flows, and heres one more for the HOoOoOoOOO'S!!!