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The time flies. The time flies feed on rotting clocks.

"well, spank my ass and call me charlie, two A+ students and a cloning whore... with genetic engineering we can correct god's mistakes, like german people..."

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Respect Mah Authorata!

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Originally posted by Moongoose South park is a classic 2 bad that they seem to have stopped making it Oh my god they killed Kenny!!! THOSE BASTARDS

new episodes out this WEDNESDAY!!%T{@@!%@!%!!!

"kyle, no elephant is going to make love to fluffy, goddamnit, i'm gonna kick you in the ... nuts!!!!!"


"we thought you said mother nature is beautiful... when does it go from beautiful to ugly?
chef: usually at about 9:30 in the morning, children.

Jesus: JESUS!!!

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"Damn you, Mongorians!!!"

"They come and break down shitty wall."

in the pink eye (night of the living dead) episode:

cartman: i don't like kenny anymore, he just doesn't communicate...

cartman: dammit, we're not gonna get any candy if kenny keeps eating people!!!

+ all the teasing about cartman's mom being on the cover of the crackwhore magazine

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OMG a new south park episode this wensday! WTF kept them so long its been almost a year since the last one came out

But ok I forgive them aslong as new eps come out more often now

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the episode with the seapeople is one of the greatest. damn i'm even laughing when i think about it

another great episode was the one with jennifer lopez
"sallright?"
"sallright"

"awwwww.... Ben Affleck's spooge!"

"maaaam Ben Afleck is in my bed!"
"ooh the toothfairy has been nice for you today!"

"Taco, Taco, Burrito, Burrito, fulfil all your wishes with my taco-flavoured kisses"

"Hola Bitchola!"

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Originally posted by Moongoose OMG a new south park episode this wensday! WTF kept them so long its been almost a year since the last one came out But ok I forgive them aslong as new eps come out more often now

No it's not. The last episode (Red Man's Greed) aired on the 30th of April. That's not even 6 months ago. So either you have missed the first half of season 7, or you and I have different views on the word "almost".

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Kyle: "Hey who's that fat chick?"
Stan: "Sally Struthers, dude, she used to be on Fullhouse"
Kyle: "Oh"
Kyle: "Doesn't look like she's having trouble finding food"
Stan: "Yeah she's even fatter than Cartman"
Cartman: "Yeah..... HEY!"

Cartman: Mooom, Kitty's being a dildo!
Mrs. Cartman: Well, I know a certain kitty-kitty whose sleeping with mommy tonight