omfg, guys, true story:

i was just in the bathroom doing my business, but someone CRACKWHORED all the toilets, so i had to make a BIRD'S NEST and then let out some JAILBREAKERS together with WATERMELONS... fortunately no one was in the bathroom at the same time, although UNCLE TED came in like a minute later, so i had to STAKE him OUT in order to prevent the WALK OF SHAME....

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Has anyone mentioned the REVENGE OF THE TURDS yet?

Where the turd makes such a splash as it hits the water that the splash comes up and hits your ass.


Then there's the WAVEBREAK, where you lay down some toilet paper on the surface of the water to avoid the REVENGE OF THE TURDS.

Last edited by Nosmo on Nov-10-2003 at 08:33

Come on guys lets keep these coming. They are cracking me up hard! Here some more:

UPPER DECKING - When you take the lid off the top of the toilet and take a shit up in the workings of the unit. Then replace the lid.

THE UNCLE BURNEY - When you fart on a BIRD'S NEST and it catches on fire due to your sulfuric asswind.

THE ORPHAN ANNIE - The little turd that is left over after flushing that just won't go away. Sometimes the orphan annie will stay around after 2 or even 3 flushes.

THE DINOSAUR EGG - A gastrointestinal triumph. One in a million. The one that plugs the toilet clean and floods the bathroom. The one everyone will be talking about for years to come. Usually the result of the buildup from holding several POWER DUMPS during times like a first date, graduation, etc...

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Originally posted by X-Multiply THE ORPHAN ANNIE - The little turd that is left over after flushing that just won't go away. Sometimes the orphan annie will stay around after 2 or even 3 flushes. THE DINOSAUR EGG - A gastrointestinal triumph. One in a million. The one that plugs the toilet clean and floods the bathroom. The one everyone will be talking about for years to come. Usually the result of the buildup from holding several POWER DUMPS during times like a first date, graduation, etc...

I DIED LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



what about

RED ALERT: the series of loud, ominous roars produced by gas in your stomach, telling everyone around you that you might just need to head to the can

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Originally posted by X-Multiply THE DINOSAUR EGG - A gastrointestinal triumph. One in a million. The one that plugs the toilet clean and floods the bathroom. The one everyone will be talking about for years to come. Usually the result of the buildup from holding several POWER DUMPS during times like a first date, graduation, etc...

what about the one where it's not the dinosaur egg, but still clogs the toilet?


i have 3 on my count

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Originally posted by whiskers what about the one where it's not the dinosaur egg, but still clogs the toilet? i have 3 on my count

never done that but I once laid one that was so long it stood up (above the water line! ) and said hello

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Originally posted by igottaknow never done that but I once laid one that was so long it stood up (above the water line! ) and said hello

i'm sorry...i walked in the bathroom this morning and found this...was it yours??




sorry i couldn't resist...i know i've gone too far...

that must be from ratemycrap.com you disgusting bastard

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Originally posted by jdjd that must be from ratemycrap.com you disgusting bastard

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those people should burn in hell too

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geez... and i was eating too.

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