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Originally posted by Orbax no, that was pleasant whereas this just hurt

omg I would have loved to see that!

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Originally posted by Orbax no, that was pleasant whereas this just hurt

wwod?

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dude...even if you arent Merton, it still isnt funny.

sorry.. i'm just bored.

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should NOT be you going home and planning to be there that same day next week at the same club at the same time and IFFFFF she is there stand close to her and try to look cool so she ....blah blah blah. Youll be disappointed when some drunk jerk like me walks up to her, points to a group of friends and tells her to go sit down and lemme buy her a drink. And she will walk out of your life, laughing all the way MUAHAHAHA.

man..sounds familiar

good post. Love your pragmatism, unfortunatelys you have to aquire such an attitude through your own experience. It's not like reading it, seeing that it makes sense and the CLICK changing your way of life. Then again life wouldnt be so interesting if it were so simple.

There has to be the decision to change before the action can be taken

Before you go out say THIS IS MY GOAL and then have some beers. Well, I drink to make OTHER people more interesting but you can do it to help loosen up too

I'm not talking specifically about the picking-up-gorls problem. It's the whole attitude where the ability to flirt casually is a side-effect. Self-confidence it is NOT. At least not in every case. People tend to over-simplify.

*sigh*

Why can't I be a stupid monkey who goes hunting for bananas and hot ape-bitchez without pondering for a second.

ok heres the deal

Im fucking awesome. Im strong, i am getting a better body every day, im intelligent. I work hard, i can take 25 credit loads at university and get 3.8s. I know how to have fun. I know all the cool hiking spots and swimming holes. I know where to go and when to go there. I have checked out most of the local events. I have a good sense of humor and love to laugh. I am into photography, writing, and music. I play several instruments. I have extensive networking background. i have never been turned down for a job. I have an awesome car. Plus my relationship with my family is great. I have good friends who like to party. I have tried probably around a hundred different beers and can tell you what makes each unique. I have a love of fine wines, and the knowledge of them to back it up.

What makes you so great?

If your list of things you want to change about yourself is more than 2 or 3 items long, youre in trouble. My only thing to change would be "I am too aware of my awesomeness". If you dont like your body and you know deep down you think youd be more confident with rippling pectoral muscles, then go get some!

I have been working at my job for 1 month, and ive never sold the items we are selling before. I am number 3 salesman in store. only two higher people are my supervisors. why? Cuz im awesome.

You have to realize that you are a pointless wad of flesh if you dont get off your ass and go onto the internet (SO EASY THESE DAYS!!!!!!!) and check out "Washington Hiking Trails" or something. Find parks, check out hole in the wall restaurants. Read the newspaper. Unless you do these things you wont have anything to add to conversations, your thoughts and opinions will be worthless, and you will not want to talk> forever feeling like you have nothing to add (cuz you dont).

So make a list of what cool stuff youve done, why you are tight, and then say Here is why I dont like me (and you know what it is). Pick only things that you can change! Not "I wish I was Brad Pitt". Do the best with what youve got, that all anyone will ever ask of you.

feel free to advertise yourself. How are people gonna know you are cool if you dont tell them enough to get them interested to the point where they want to dip into your well of cool-being.

I dont straight out tell people this stuff, cuz theyd hate me (well some do already ) but you got to drop tidbits around to spike interest level. and this goes for jobs, romance, and friendship. People want to be intrigued. KNowing everything sucks!

Orbax, can't I just take a shitload of drugs and sit in my basement? That's so much easier .

Great posts, my man.

:P only if the drugs are alcohol, pot, or E

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Originally posted by Orbax ok heres the deal Im fucking awesome. Im strong, i am getting a better body every day, im intelligent. I work hard, i can take 25 credit loads at university and get 3.8s. I know how to have fun. I know all the cool hiking spots and swimming holes. I know where to go and when to go there. I have checked out most of the local events. I have a good sense of humor and love to laugh. I am into photography, writing, and music. I play several instruments. I have extensive networking background. i have never been turned down for a job. I have an awesome car. Plus my relationship with my family is great. I have good friends who like to party. I have tried probably around a hundred different beers and can tell you what makes each unique. I have a love of fine wines, and the knowledge of them to back it up.

OMGHI2U!

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