yes.. you and bang yer enemies.. but porn is much better than a movie... the only movies i like are neat ones like lotr and matrix and minority report.. but i do wanna see bad santa!
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Nov-22-2003 19:59
LKD
Omni-peasant
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Its June 18th, 2005, I'm at the Skybar
quote:
Originally posted by MERTON
yes.. you and bang yer enemies.. but porn is much better than a movie... the only movies i like are neat ones like lotr and matrix and minority report.. but i do wanna see bad santa!
its gotta be educational porn..
ie. teacher spanking student in kilt (teacher being female too)
or maybe police woman reading rights to bad bad convict
or maybe broker reading stocks (broker female) and boss comes in
Originally posted by MERTON
PSSH!!! b.s.! i would never hurt my precious! ooohhh.. i fonly i could make the smell of a fart go through a cable... i'd smell you out good!!
just kidding merton, im sure your fart attack comment was valid.
Nov-22-2003 20:03
MERTON
Suspended User
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: wilmer, texas
oh hush! man.. you really do get pissy when someone offends yer religion... ooohhhh... this is why i stay away from relgiious people in real life.
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Nov-22-2003 20:11
DigiNut
You kids get off my lawn!
Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Toronto, Self-proclaimed Centre of the Universe
quote:
Originally posted by MERTON
oh hush! man.. you really do get pissy when someone offends yer religion... ooohhhh... this is why i stay away from relgiious people in real life.
As well as non-religious people, and also quasi-religious people... hell, I'm guessing you probably just stay away from all people in real life. Better yet, just stay away from real life, it doesn't want you.
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Nov-22-2003 20:17
LKD
Omni-peasant
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Its June 18th, 2005, I'm at the Skybar
quote:
Originally posted by DigiNut
As well as non-religious people, and also quasi-religious people... hell, I'm guessing you probably just stay away from all people in real life. Better yet, just stay away from real life, it doesn't want you.
Originally posted by MERTON
oh hush! man.. you really do get pissy when someone offends yer religion... ooohhhh... this is why i stay away from relgiious people in real life.
your not offending my religion.. i have a hard time taking anything you say seriously. im not getting pissy, im just taking a piss out of you!
Nov-22-2003 20:32
MERTON
Suspended User
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: wilmer, texas
oh so you were justjoking with me! finally.. someone that isn't serious.. most people get REAL flamy on me!
ooohhh.. i fonly i could make the smell of a fart go through a cable... i'd smell you out good!!
