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extalin
Supreme tranceaddict

Registered: Mar 2003
Location: Jacksonville, FL U.S.A.
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Nov-25-2003 05:47
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Orbax
Supreme tranceaddict

Registered: Apr 2002
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im filthy rich suburbanite. I dont speak any language but English. Black people scare me. I drive a car that my parents bought for me. Ive never had a job in my life. I dont know how to get insurance, cuz i dont pay for it. I dont pay for anything in fact. Except booze and porn. That I use my private stock market fund for that my parents set up for me 20 years ago.My parents dont know I drink. Im ok with that. I had a girlfriend, but she was too high maintenance so I dumped her. She cried, when I started dating her friend.
I look down on Domestic beers, foreign too. I only drink micro brews. Expensive ones. I do most of my shopping online because I hate people. I know my sizes so I can figure out what I need. If it doesnt fit, I dont return it, because its just money. I shop at the really expensive places. That way people know im rich and treat me better. Poor people think thats a joke, it isnt. Rich people get treated better.
I dont like grocery stores. I hate it when the dirty cashiers give me coins that a thousand other dirty people have touched. I only pay with my card when forced to go there. Usually for swisher sweets so me and my friends can smoke pot. My parents dont know I do that either.
I attend a university and am getting average grades. I could 4.0 if I wanted to, but I dont. The effort difference between a 3.5 and a 4.0 doesnt seem worth it to me. Ill let the calculus nerds get that and then ill pay them piddly amounts of money while I get loaded for not doing shit and ordering people around. Thats my plan at least. Oh yeah, im attending business school.
Hopefully I find a hot chick that isnt too much of a slut. Id like to get married, but I find it hard to connect to people. Maybe we'll just live with eachother. No kids.
Ill retire when im 45 or so and play golf a lot with people I dont really like. Hopefully ill be better looking and better at golf than them. If im not im going to get plastic surgery and buy more expensive balls and clubs until I am.
My parents will be placed into a retirement home, and I wont ever visit them. I hope they give me all their money before they die, I dont really want to wait that long.
that was my Tales of Suburbia. Hope you enjoyed Suburbia aint that bad guys. You just dont like it cuz we're apathetic to everyone and their plights 
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Nov-25-2003 06:03
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Pio
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2002
Location: NYC-New Haven- San Juan-Amsterdam / PRTA #1
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| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
im filthy rich suburbanite. I dont speak any language but English. Black people scare me. I drive a car that my parents bought for me. Ive never had a job in my life. I dont know how to get insurance, cuz i dont pay for it. I dont pay for anything in fact. Except booze and porn. That I use my private stock market fund for that my parents set up for me 20 years ago.My parents dont know I drink. Im ok with that. I had a girlfriend, but she was too high maintenance so I dumped her. She cried, when I started dating her friend.
I look down on Domestic beers, foreign too. I only drink micro brews. Expensive ones. I do most of my shopping online because I hate people. I know my sizes so I can figure out what I need. If it doesnt fit, I dont return it, because its just money. I shop at the really expensive places. That way people know im rich and treat me better. Poor people think thats a joke, it isnt. Rich people get treated better.
I dont like grocery stores. I hate it when the dirty cashiers give me coins that a thousand other dirty people have touched. I only pay with my card when forced to go there. Usually for swisher sweets so me and my friends can smoke pot. My parents dont know I do that either.
I attend a university and am getting average grades. I could 4.0 if I wanted to, but I dont. The effort difference between a 3.5 and a 4.0 doesnt seem worth it to me. Ill let the calculus nerds get that and then ill pay them piddly amounts of money while I get loaded for not doing shit and ordering people around. Thats my plan at least. Oh yeah, im attending business school.
Hopefully I find a hot chick that isnt too much of a slut. Id like to get married, but I find it hard to connect to people. Maybe we'll just live with eachother. No kids.
Ill retire when im 45 or so and play golf a lot with people I dont really like. Hopefully ill be better looking and better at golf than them. If im not im going to get plastic surgery and buy more expensive balls and clubs until I am.
My parents will be placed into a retirement home, and I wont ever visit them. I hope they give me all their money before they die, I dont really want to wait that long.
that was my Tales of Suburbia. Hope you enjoyed Suburbia aint that bad guys. You just dont like it cuz we're apathetic to everyone and their plights |
LOL. I appreciate your honesty. It's not that I have anything against suburbia. I mean, I go to one of the most elite universities in the world where 90% of the students come from upper crust old money suburbia, including the President's daughter. I don't have anything against you people, but after living for almost a year in Holland I just see everything from a different perspective and tend to be a bit angsty. Sorry about that, my suburban TAs .
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Nov-25-2003 06:15
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Trancer-X
mutatis mutandis

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Shambhala
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Nov-25-2003 07:35
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