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Set yourself up...ahem...I mean her... on Lavalife and send a "perfect" suitor to her door. The question now becomes: how would yoooooooooou define "perfect"?
or a singing "your crap" telegram is always a nice gesture.
hey, does she have a car alarm on her car?...if so, i suggest going out to the car every night at 3:00 am, touch it and run back home. She will not only have to get out of bed but she will ultimately start pissing off your other neighbours because her car woke them up too. After a week or so... start walking around the neighbourhood saying "I can't believe she woke us up again last night" and maybe they will join your "get back at the neighbour" brigade |
all these ideas would work! I envy this girls mind!
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