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Originally posted by starsearcher You call THAT dirty...blah...I'm disapointed...false alarm

I'm TRYING to behave. Doubting my dirtyness will not prompt me to unleash the savagery that lies within. Although I AM getting excited thinking about the things I say to myself when I've got my legs propped up against the wall under the bathtub faucet..gahhhhh *drools*

so jennypie is not satan but a pornstar???

OMG IM IN HEAVEN

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Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee OMG IM IN HEAVEN

No, you're in Hell...Heaven is for people who deny masterbating, what a fun bunch!

i yank my noodle every chance i get...u think my hand is in my pocket cause im guarding my wallet?

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy i yank my noodle every chance i get...u think my hand is in my pocket cause im guarding my wallet?

hey we all do...thats why we have strong forearms

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Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee hey we all do...thats why we have strong forearms

I'd prefer to brag about having strong hips.

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2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here

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Originally posted by DigiNut I'd prefer to brag about having strong hips.

taht i have as well...but the beer belly tends to hide it...

i prefer surprising the woman on the spot with my strong hips

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dude listen digi....the male gender does not fuck enuff to get strong hips..u must have a gf to fuck on a regular basis...one of the pros of being with a girl...so instead since the male gender needs to fuck practically everyday or everyother day we resort to palmela handerson and her five friends

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Originally posted by DigiNut I'd prefer to brag about having strong hips.

Touche!

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Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee taht i have as well...but the beer belly tends to hide it... i prefer surprising the woman on the spot with my strong hips

I prefer surprising the woman on the spot by kicking her out. Give them something they're not expecting, for once.

And yes Vivid, I think that was implied in my original post.

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My party schedule:
2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here

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Originally posted by jennypie Touche!

u know what??? ur pic scares me...



u know why??

cos u look SO FAMILIAR (not a come on btw...and rest of TOTA..shutup)

now why would u look familiar is the question

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i surprise a women by slapping them in the back of the head during sex...gets em pissed