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Originally posted by butterfly i know you dont agree but i still think it would have been worse.

That, my friends, is the difference between men and women.

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Originally posted by UglyDave *shreds himself off the clingy coating he was born in* there!! i'm a mean harsh bastard now

too bad your nice guy and stuck on the friend's ladder

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Originally posted by igottaknow too bad your nice guy and stuck on the friend's ladder

If she kissed him, he's probably not. He's just playing it wrong.

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Originally posted by astroboy That, my friends, is the difference between men and women.

amen!

DigiNut, no i didn't, but i was at the bar, and she asked me for water (which is free)

i didn't go for her, my mouth was as dry and i could barely speak..

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Originally posted by UglyDave *shreds himself off the clingy coating he was born in* there!! i'm a mean harsh bastard now

true with what igottaknow said i can tell by ur smiley ur not a harsh bastard...at least when i put happy smileys they look sly and sinister muahah

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Originally posted by UglyDave amen! DigiNut, no i didn't, but i was at the bar, and she asked me for water (which is free) i didn't go for her, my mouth was as dry and i could barely speak..

Sounds like you were in puppy love! Did your heart go "pitter patter"?

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i dont...girls like this usually fall for assholes anyways...usually are tied down by loser as mofos who dont give giorls freedom and are mad jealous...thtas usually why girls go out and cheat on their boyfriends to lash out and show them that theyre not in control and they cant control everything in the relationship..simple as that...theres also sometimes the bitches that are just cockcrazed and give in to any sort of move...those are usually very weak characters and are easy to take advantage of...all u got to do is say "suck my balls" and theyll be all over it like a fat kid on a twinky...but this girl made the move which leads me to believe the guy shes with is an ass...

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy i dont...girls like this usually fall for assholes anyways...usually are tied down by loser as mofos who dont give giorls freedom and are mad jealous...thtas usually why girls go out and cheat on their boyfriends to lash out and show them that theyre not in control and they cant control everything in the relationship..simple as that...theres also sometimes the bitches that are just cockcrazed and give in to any sort of move...those are usually very weak characters and are easy to take advantage of...all u got to do is say "suck my balls" and theyll be all over it like a fat kid on a twinky...but this girl made the move which leads me to believe the guy shes with is an ass...

words of wisdom. thanky

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Originally posted by anuneventrade Sounds like you were in puppy love! Did your heart go "pitter patter"?

stop it! you're supposed to be my girlfriend!!!

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Originally posted by UglyDave stop it! you're supposed to be my girlfriend!!!

How can I be a girlfriend to someone who so blatantly tried to get it on with another woman?

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