Originally posted by Orbax Also. What if you just walked on your rear legs? You would have 4 arms and be like 12 feet tall. You could conquor small nations with that alone.
if i'm not mistaken, it'd be damn hard to see straight ahead if you were tilted back like that
Originally posted by DaveSaenz
Maybe it should say "attention horse?"
Genius!
Hopefully digitalpose is up so I can post that
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Jan-12-2004 01:04
fuct4less
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quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
See the dilemma extends far past mere physical propulsion, there is also a social problem. Centaurs are supposed to be dignified and you cant be dignified if you are just letting your arms flop around like meat sticks as you prance around. !!!!!Maybe Arms folded across the CHEST hell yeah!
dude, everyone knows a skipping centaur is instant badass
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Jan-12-2004 02:58
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awesome thread, i have greatly enjoyed this
Jan-12-2004 04:14
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OMG That is fucking classic.
Jan-12-2004 06:44
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*oops*
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Jan-16-2004 23:05
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I'd carry a massive bow and some badass arrows and I'd gallop around the countryside arrowing people, like *gallop gallop gallop* *swish* "You got OWNED! peasant"... *gallop gallop gallop* *twaang* "haha ARROW'D!!!"... etc..
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