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Originally posted by smokeape Who's going to go out and buy a tazor or carry around a little ball bat? [[[smoke]]]]

me

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Originally posted by pooley One punch and the adrenalin will be flowing and you'll be able to kick his ass.

I am sure the other guy will punch back and get that adrenalin rush too.





the pepper spray and tazer are sweet ideas...wish they were around when I was in high school....although no one picked on me.



if you really wanna get at him mess up his house....tp, duck tape, forks, grass killer message. things like that. Or if he has a sister you could do her.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 duck tape,

DUCT tape mate

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Originally posted by Orbax DUCT tape mate

quck typing = phonetic spelling



when I worked at a hardware store some lady called it goose tape....







oh and there is a brand called duck tape. . but it is duct tape.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 I am sure the other guy will punch back and get that adrenalin rush too. the pepper spray and tazer are sweet ideas...wish they were around when I was in high school....although no one picked on me. if you really wanna get at him mess up his house....tp, duck tape, forks, grass killer message. things like that. Or if he has a sister you could do her.

i was actually gonna do something like that, i was gonna get a dead mouse or something and open up his car at like a party or something and put the mouse in his air conditioner, it will smell like shit and people charge a hell of alot of money to get it out. and i was thinking of at the same time takign a shit load of eggs and breaking them and put them udner his seats and all over hard to find places on the car so they couldnt pin point the god awful smell, theyd never find it

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Originally posted by Tranceporter99 i was actually gonna do something like that, i was gonna get a dead mouse or something and open up his car at like a party or something and put the mouse in his air conditioner, it will smell like shit and people charge a hell of alot of money to get it out. and i was thinking of at the same time takign a shit load of eggs and breaking them and put them udner his seats and all over hard to find places on the car so they couldnt pin point the god awful smell, theyd never find it

look at a local hardware store, it has to be an old one, look in their pesticide section for Isotox. I think thats how you spell it.


it is the worst smelling substance on the face of the earth. a gallon broke open in the store once and the kid who had to clean it up used two buckets...one for water, one for puke. glad I wasn't there.


I pawned one off on teh local little ceasars as weed killer. man were they pissed.

A groin shot is almost always a very effective takedown...after that, pull off an 'American History X' by putting his face on the edge of the sidewalk and stomping on it.

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Originally posted by DarkAngel A groin shot is almost always a very effective takedown...after that, pull off an 'American History X' by putting his face on the edge of the sidewalk and stomping on it.

isn't that called a curby or something?

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Originally posted by The Highroller isn't that called a curby or something?

I'm not exactly sure....

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Originally posted by The Highroller isn't that called a curby or something?

Its called a Curbstomp, but don't bother with that, and don't bother with any of that mouse or egg bullshit, beat the living shit out of this guy til he can't play football no more, do what nrjizer said, he knows what hes talking about, and when the guys stumbling around, grab his ears and pull his head down and at the same time jump and knee him in the face, it will flatten him, trust me, or if he is still standing, boot his knee and break it back, that will fuck him up and he won't be playing football again, and if you want to scare him, carry like 2litres of Gasoline and some aerosol (sp) on you and when you see him throw the gas over him and go at him with the aerosol and a lighter, tell that ****** not to mess with you or you will light him up next time, and do the same to his family, don't let this guy get away with this shit, stand up for yourself, people like this fuckin piss me off, I wish I lived close man, I would honestly come and fuckin ruin the guy for life, don't take no shit in life, I don't and nor should you.

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Originally posted by The Highroller isn't that called a curby or something?

California Smile

Made popular by the lovely gangs in the area.

oh and if you really want to piss him off...


for 3 bucks a can you can get paint stripper. Takes about 10 minutes and its down to primer. A couple cans will get it down to metal. Get it at any good hardware store or paint shop

one other thing you can do is, cut the sides of his mouth, cut them in like 1cm or so, then kick the **** in the nuts, and when he screams he will tare his jaw, its called a Chelsea Smiley, and it works.