In my day if you wanted porn you could'nt just type in a URL, you had to go out and steal it!

Got bust from a HMV with a soft porn tape once, they threatened to call the cops but they let me off (my dad was a diplomat so I wouldnt have gotten into too much trouble with the law anyway)

But when I didnt get caught I stole loads of good stuff. Built up a very nice porn stack under my bed.

___________________
#1. Sensation Black 2003 - CD1

#2. Tiesto live at Sensation 200*
Sig edited - only about 4 times the allowd size ! see youir profile options for sig size guidelines - Wicked Neo

when i was in grade 10 me and my friend were in a stealing from walmart kick and unfortunately we decided to bring that back to our hometown and steal from there...haha well my friend got caught and although i stole too they didn't see mine so i was just an "accomplice" and we had to do community service...haha not my fondest memory that's for sure
And I haven't stolen a thing since.

when me and my firends were kids we used to steal pornos form the corner store....i would pretend to be playing the arcade game they had in there without putting a coin and insert coin used to keep on flashing and id be all into the game...so the guy behind the desk was looking at me like is this kid retarded...anyways while this is going on my friends are at the magazine rack stealing all the pornos....


another time we had a riot at our highschool and we raided the corner store by there...i think it was a group of around 200 of us ran into the cornerstore and just robbed it clean...i partook in this cause well it was a school riot lol...

In grade 4, I had this bitch-teacher. She was a racist and always discriminated against me (in school marks and everything), so I hated her guts for it. She had this huge container of stickers on her desk, and every day I would steal anywhere from a couple to a dozen. I must have stolen over 200 stickers, at least. This went on for a little while, until one of my 'friends' found out, and looking for brownie points, told on me.

I had to write like 200 lines or something, meh.

It was all worth it. The satisfaction I got out of knowing I was stealthy enough to steal stuff from right under her nose that often was great. (sometimes she'd be sitting at her desk answering questions because of a huge lineup at her desk, and I'd strike - the stickers were like 2 feet away from her - I felt like James Bond, lol).

Oh yeah and this one time, at my old highschool, the candy machine got busted. I am not exaggerating when I say that any button you pressed, the according candy would pop out. Not only this, if you pressed 'release change', coins were pouring out (unless I was seeing things). There were like 15 kids trying to push their way in and get at the free money and chocolate bars. I managed to get in for a second and grab a couple Mars bars.

No one noticed the craziness because there was a 'student and teacher auction' going on in the cafeteria, so no one was around.

I sorta felt guilty about stealing those candy bars, but I couldn't help it. Free chocolate? Who could resist? When I gave it a bit of thought, I figured it was revenge on the school for overpricing them ($1.25 CAD), so it sorta felt justified.

i dont have a problem with people stealing from places like Wal-Mart, you know the guys from Wal-Mart have more money, way more money than Trump according to Forbes.

but when some ****** stole my rockford fosgate amp from the trunk of my car, and broke the door lock to boot, now that pisses me off, if i woulda seen him do it - i would beat his head on the pavement until he was fucking limp

quote:

Originally posted by vasyachkin i dont have a problem with people stealing from places like Wal-Mart, you know the guys from Wal-Mart have more money, way more money than Trump according to Forbes. but when some ****** stole my rockford fosgate amp from the trunk of my car, and broke the door lock to boot, now that pisses me off, if i woulda seen him do it - i would beat his head on the pavement until he was fucking limp

Too easy

You're no hypocrite. I can see that...

So the end justifies the means?

Stealing is a victimless crime until you become the victim?

___________________
Robots, machines, mechanical beings
Automatic and synthetic, we have the means
To take control of this planet and the human race
With our electronic rhythms and the Armageddon Bass

quote:

Originally posted by wienerschnitzel so i open the shop i work at in the mall this morning and i'm standing by the hallway... suddenly these two girls walk by and a man starts after them and he yells "ELAINE, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!" and the girl says "NO" and trys to take off but he grabs her arm and she starts squirming.. she says "LET GO!" and then he asked if she wanted to go back to the shop to get her jacket and replace the one she just stole and she said "yes" and then they took off. Dumb bitch! I don't know why people have to be stealing stuff. I haven't shoplifted before except once i ripped a label off a pair of socks because i thought the sticker was funny.. Have you shop-lifted? And what's your lame ass excuse!

whatever, armani spens like 30 dollars on something just to sell it for 300 and u expect me to pay those assholes? my wardrobe would be so lame right now if i didnt shoplift like crazy as a minor. i have soooooooooooooooo many cool shirts, jackets, pants, etc and didnt get caught once.

reason number 2:
"sometimes, i just like to steal" -cr

___________________

quote:

Originally posted by Cyrus King i listen to trance becuase it is beautifully composed like a classical piece of music.... but with beats in it...

quote:

Originally posted by Magnetonium I hardly if ever acknowledge sarcasm from a person I dont know because I ran into serious problems on an undisclosed buying website before.

a friend and me used to steal stamps for our collections, we were like 11 years old. I got caught, he ran away. I took the heat. Our friendship was never the same afterward.


stealing stamps, what a bunch of retards

___________________
[/IMG]http://i54.tinypic.com/ngycqo.png[/IMG]

quote:

Originally posted by {b.s.e.} I tried to steal as much as possible from Wal-Mart. I hate Wal-Mart.

Good job

comming to you soon...

CrimEaddict.com

___________________

i always steal pictures from wal-mart.. bcuz when you go to pick them up at the picture counter they say, would you like to pay here or up front? so all you have to do is put a fake name and address on your pics.. put them in 1 hour developing.. say you'll pay up front.. walk through some isles.. act like you're viewing your pics.. stash the envelope in an isle.. put the pics in your purse.. bcuz who the fuck pays 7 dollars for 24 pictures?? not me.
also when i worked at the pet store over the summer i'd always steal fish food bcuz i knew there were no cameras, so i'd take fish food, stuff for my guinea pig.. pretty much anything i could.. and i even stole one of those little tiny dwarf frogs.. the ones you put in your fish tank n they swim around with the fish.. i put it in my purse because they come in these cups w/ lids filled w/ water.. so yeah.. and when they laid my friend ashley off.. she was so pissed.. i was like hey let's rip them off.. and i went and got probably 50 dollars worth the stuff.. and she only charged me like $12.. and we both quit after that bcuz they're ******s there.. i'd never do it if i thought i'd get caught.. but i knew it was impossible to get caught there..
=sammee