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Originally posted by DJ_Shockwav BPM counters are like masturbation you think you're having fun and getting something done but in reality you're just fucking yourself

this thread is too funny. when i get home i need to look through old quotes D:

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Originally posted by Sand Leaper Still no answer from TAs resident christian fundies

No the answer was:

"Do not put the Lord your God to the test." Matthew 4:1-11

Or some mumbo jumbo like that. If you close your eyes, plug your ears, and put a chastity belt on your brain, the confusing paradox does not exist.

There are no contradictions.

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Originally posted by Sand Leaper Still no answer from TAs resident christian fundies

God isnt human...y would he act in self destructive human ways? Y would he make something he couldnt benefit from? If u see God himself riding on a horse with a marlboro in his mouth.....let me know...oh and as always...pics or stfu

Orcrider -
"No the answer was:

"Do not put the Lord your God to the test." Matthew 4:1-11"


nice

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Originally posted by djeternal God isnt human...y would he act in self destructive human ways? Y would he make something he couldnt benefit from?

Is that a yes or no?

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Originally posted by Sand Leaper Is that a yes or no?

I'll pay you 5 internet dollars if you can get a straight answer out of a fundie.

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Originally posted by occrider I'll pay you 5 internet dollars if you can get a straight answer out of a fundie.

That's worth a shot, I can use all the money I can get.

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Originally posted by Tranc3 Read the whole thread...well first 50 pages or so, and you'll get the feeling that it's not a joke.

nah ... i trust u then ...

I have to say one letter like that would make my day !! funny shit ... i bet they've already married ...

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Originally posted by djeternal God isnt human...y would he act in self destructive human ways?

It's not self-destructive. I'll let you have omniscience together with omnipotence, so he doesn't have to try to eat it, he just has to make the burrito and he will instantly know that it is so hot that he is not capable of eating it.

PS - I am not putting your God to the test, I am simply asking you to define your concept of God more clearly.

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Oh please....y'all are singing Kumbaya...

Spice up the thread a bit....




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http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...%22#post2599965

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