quote:

Originally posted by Fraggle *s* & *g* are *smile* & *grin* not sure about *ss* & *sss*....maybe *big smile* & *really big smile*!?!?!

Well, a few times I came across SS as a short variant of scilicet, which in Latin means NAMELY

As for SSS, the only thing I know about it is that it's used instead of Solid State Software. But I'm 90% sure people meant something else

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gc = gatecrasher!
sss = summer sound system?! lol

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Its R-A-W-K-U-S

A-N


AA - Alcholics Anonymous
AAMOF - As A Matter Of Fact
Abbr. - Abbreviation
ACK - Acknowledgement
ACRONYM - Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning
ADN - Any Day Now
AFAIAA - As Far As I Am Aware
AFAIAC - As Far As I Am Concerned
AFAICT - As Far As I Can Tell
AFAIK - As Far As I Know
AFAIR - As Far As I Remember/Recall
AFAIUI - As Far As I Understand It
AFK - Away From The Keyboard; Away For A Kwickie
AFL - AbsoFreakinLutely
AI - Artificial Intelligence
AIMP - Always In My Prayers
AISB - As I Said Before; As It Should Be
AISE - As I Said Earlier
AISI - As I See It
AIUI - As I Understand It
AIW - As It Were/Was
AKA - Also Known As
AMAP - As Much/Many As Possible
AMF - Adios My Friend; Adios Mother F*cker
ANFAWFOS - And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
ANSI - American National Standards Institute
AOB - Any Other Business
AOBTD - Another One Bites The Dust
AOL - America On Line [Internet Content Provider]
APAC - All Praise And Credit
API - Application Program Interface
ARPA - Advanced Research Projects Agency
A/S? - Age/Sex?
A/S/L? - Age/Sex/Location?
ASAFP - As Soon As F*cking Possible
ASAP - As Soon As Possible
ASCII - American Standard Code for Information Interchange
ATB - All The Best
ATK - At The Keyboard
ATLA - Another Three Letter Acronym
ATM - At The Moment
ATTN - Attention
ATTYOB - Anything That Turns You On Baby
AU - Australia
aVG - Average
AWCIGO - And Where Can I Get One
AWGTHTGTATA - Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This/That Again
AWGTHTGTTA - Are We Going To Have To Go Through This/That Again
AWHFY - Are We Having Fun Yet
AYT - Are You There


B/C - Because
B4 - Before
B4N - Bye For Now
BAC - By Any Chance
BAD - Broken As Designed
BAK - Back At Keyboard
BAMF - Bad Assed Mother F*cker
BBB - Busy Beyond Belief
BBFN - Bye Bye For Now
BBIAB - Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF - Be Back In A Flash
BBIAM - Be Back In A Minute
BBIAS - Be Back In A Sec
BBL - Be Back Later
BBN - Bye Bye Now
BBR - Burnt Beyond Repair
BBS - Bulletin Board System
BC - Basket Case; Because
BCC - Blind Carbon Copy
BCNU - Be Seein' You
- Big Evil Grin
BF - Boy Friend
BFD - Big F*cking Deal
BFE - Bum F*ck Egypt [meaning a faraway place e.g. no parking spaces nearby so
I had to park in BFE]
BFG - Big Friendly Giant; Big F*cking Gun
BFH - Bastard From Hell
BFI - Brute Force and Ignorance; Bunch of F*cking Idiots
BFMI - Brute Force and Massive Ignorance
BFN - Bye For Now
- Big Grin
BI - Breidbart Index [a way of measuring whether one person's
postings to a newsgroup constitutes SPAM, named after the
person who designed it]
BIC - Best In Class
BIL - Brother In Law
BION - Believe It Or Not
BIOYA - Blow It Out Your A*se
BITD - Beaten It To Death
BK - Because
BM - Blonde Moment; Bite Me
BMA - Bite My Ass
BMF - Bad Mother F*cker
BMHATK - Banging My Head Against The Keyboard
BMHATW - Banging My Head Against The Wall
BMOC - Big Man On Campus
BMTA - Brilliant Minds Think Alike
BMTIPG - Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
BNF - Big Name Fan
BOC - But Of Course
BOF - Birds Of a Feather
BOFH - Bastard Operator From Hell
BOHOF - Back Of Hand On Forehead
BOHICA - Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BOL - Best Of Luck
BOS - Big Orange Switch; Boyfriend Over Shoulder
BOT - Back On Topic
BOTEC - Back Of The Envelope Calculation
BRB - Be Right Back
BRBGP - Be Right Back Gotta Pee
BRBIGP - Be Right Back I Gotta Pee
BRO - Brother
Bros. - Brothers
BRS - Big Red Switch
BRT - Be Right There
BS - Bullsh*t
BSEG - Big Sh*t Eating Grin
BSG - Big Smiling Grin; Broad Sweeping Generalisation
BSOD - Blue Screen Of Death
BST - British Summer Time
BTA - But Then Again
BTAICBW - But Then Again I Could Be Wrong
BTAIM - Be That As It May
BTDT - Been There Done That
BTDTGTTS - Been There Done That Got The T-Shirt
BTG - Buck Tooth Grin
BTOBD - Be There Or Be Dead
BTOBS - Be There Or Be Square
BTSOOM - Beats The Sh*t Out Of Me
BTTP - Back To The Point
BTW - By The Way
BWL - Bursting With Laughter
BWQ - Buzz Word Quotient
BY - BusY
BYKT - But You Know/Knew That
BYKTA - But You Know/Knew That Already
BYOB - Bring Your Own Bottle/Booze



C/O - Care Of
C&P - Copy & Paste
CADET - Can't Add Doesn't Even Try
CB - Call Back
CC - Carbon Copy
CCWC - Can't Cook Won't Cook
CE - Creative Editing
CERT - Computer Emergency Response Team
CF - Charlie Foxtrot; Cluster F*ck [similar to SNAFU]
CFD - Call For Discussion
CFV - Call For Votes
- Cute Grin
CGI - Common Gateway Interface
CHOWUR - See HOW yoU aRe
CHP - California Highway Patrol
CHUR - See How yoU aRe
CIAC - Computer Incident Advisory Capability
CIAO - goodbye [pronounced Chow]
CIC - Christ I'm Confused
CICO - Coffee In Coffee Out
CID - Crying In Disgrace
CIO - Cut It Out
Cir. - Circle
CLAB - Crying Like A Baby
CLM - Career Limiting Move
CMIIW - Correct Me If I'm Wrong
CO - COnference
COD - Cash On Delivery
COTFLGUOAHAHA - Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out And Having A
Heart Attack
COTN - Coffee/Coke Out The Nose
CNP - Continued Next Post
CP - Chat Post
CPF - Can Pigs Fly
CRAFT - Can't Remember A F*cking Thing
CRC - Cyclic Redundancy Check
CRS - Can't Remember Sh*t
CS - Cop Shop
CSG - Chuckle Snicker Grin
CST - Central Standard Time [US time zone]
CTR - Choose The Right
CTTD - Cute Things They Do
CTTS - Cute Things They Say
CU - See yoU
CUL - See yoU Later
CUL8R - See yoU LateR
CV - Curriculum Vitae
CWYL - Chat With You Later
CYA - See Ya; Cover Your A*se
CYL - See You Later


D/L - Download
D&W - Ducking And Weaving
DAMHIK - Don't Ask Me How I Know
DAMHIK, IJK - Don't Ask Me How I Know, I Just Know
DAP - Parents Against Dyslexia [chuckle]
DARFC - Ducking And Running For Cover
DBA - Doing Business As
DBN - Doing Business - Not
DD - Due Diligence
DEG - Deliciously Evil Grin
DFM - Don't Flame Me
DFU - Don't Forget Units
DH - Dear/Damn Husband
DICA - Do I Care Asshole
DIFA - Dumb Intellectual Fat Ass
DIIK - Damned If I Know
DIIN - Damned If I kNow
DILLIGAF - Does It Look Like I Give A F*ck
DILLIGAFF - Does It Look Like I Give A Flying F*ck
DIM - Do It Myself
DIY - Do It Yourself
DK - Don't Know
DL - DownLoad
DLG - Devilish Little Grin
DLTBBB - Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DNA - Did Not Answer
DNO - Do Not Open [used in the subject line of a post or email
to indicate that the total message is included in the
subject line]
DNPM - Darn Near P*ssed Myself
DNPML - Darn Near P*ssed Myself Laughing
DNS - Domain Name System
DOA - Dead On Arrival
DOB - Date Of Birth
DOLT - Division of Overseas Lemming Technicians
(only seen in private newsgroups - aol.newsgroups.*)
DOM - Dirty Old Man
DOS - Disk Operating System [the original computer operating
system developed by Microsoft, and how they made their
name ]
DPKOL - Deep Passionate Kiss On the Lips
Dr - Doctor
DTOKAB - Drop To One Knee And Bow/Blow
DTP - DeskTop Publishing
DTRT - Do The Right Thing
DTTAH - Don't Try This At Home
DUCWIC - Do YoU See What I See
DUK - Dead Upon Keyboard
DUWTWB - Do yoU Want To WhiteBoard
DUWWB - Do yoU Want to WhiteBoard
DWIM - Do What I Mean
DWIMC - Do What I Mean Correctly
DWIMNWIS - Do What I Mean Not What I Say
DWISNWID - Do What I Say Not What I Do
DWPKOL - Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On the Lips
DYE - Damn Your Eyes
DYHWIH - Do You Hear What I Hear
DYSWIS - Do You See What I See


E2EG - Ear to Ear Grin
E&OE - Errors And Omissions Excepted; Errors And Omissions Expected
ED - Emotionally Disturbed
EDP - Emotionally Disturbed Person
EDT - Eastern Daylight savings Time [US time zone]
- Evil Grin
EIF - Exercise In Futility
ELOL - Evil Laughing Out Loud
EMSG - Email Message
EOB - End Of Business
EOD - End Of Discussion
EOF - End Of File
EOL - End Of Lecture
eom - End Of Message (nearly always seen in lower case)
EOT - End Of Thread
EPID - Every Person Is Different
ES&D - Eat Sh*t And Die
ESAD - Eat Sh*t And Die
ESAL - Eat Sh*t And Live
ESP - ESPecially
ESOSL - Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter
EST - Eastern Standard Time [US time zone]
ETA - Estimated Time Of Arrival
ETLA - Extended Three Letter Acronym



F2F - Face To Face
FA - F*cking A
FAQ - Frequently Asked Question(s)
FART - Fathers Against Radical Teenagers
FB - Fine Business; Fat B*stard
FCFS - First Come First Served
FCOL - For Crying Out Loud
FDROTFL - Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing
FFRD - Flying F*ck in a Rolling Doughnut
FFS - For F*ck's Sake
FFTFM - Fun For The Feeble Minded
FICCL - Frankly I Couldn't Care Less
FIGJAM - F*ck I'm Good Just Ask Me
FIGMO - F*ck It Got My Orders
FIIK - F*cked If I Know
FIIN - F*cked If I kNow
FIL - Father In Law
FIOFY - Figure It Out For Yourself
FIRST - Forum of Incident Response and Security Teams
FISH - First In Still Here
FITB - Fill In The Blank
FITH - F*cked In The Head
FLEA - Four Letter Extended Acronym
FLOTUS - First Lady Of The United States
FMH - F*ck Me Harder
FOAD - F*ck Off And Die
FOAF - Friend Of A Friend
FOAFOAG - Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend
FOAG - Father Of A Girlfriend
FOCL - Fell Off Chair Laughing
FOD - Finger Of Death
FOOBAR - used as a programming expression [e.g. if foo then bar]
FOS - Freedom Of Speech; Full Of Sh*t
FOT - Full Of Tripe
FOTCL - Falling Off The Chair Laughing
FRED - F*cking Ridiculous Electronic Device
FRO - F*ck Right Off
FROB - F*ck Right Off Baby
FRZ - Fruitin' Religious Zealot
FSD - Fools Seldom Differ
FTASB - Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTBOMH - From The Bottom Of My Heart
FTF - Face To Face
FTL - Faster Than Light
FTP - File Transfer Protocol
FTR - For The Record
FTS - Fixin' To Start
FUATFHYRIO - F*ck yoU And The Flying Horse You Rode In On
FUBAB - F*cked Up Beyond All Belief
FUBAR - F*cked Up Beyond All Repair/Recognition
FUD - Fear Uncertainty And Doubt
FUDA - F*ck yUo Dumbass
FUMTU - F*cked Up More Than Usual
FURTB - Full Up Ready To Burst
FWIW - For What It's Worth
FWY - Freeway
FYA - For Your Amusement
FYATFHYRIO - F*ck You And The Flying Horse You Rode In On
FYATHYRIO - F*ck You And The Horse You Rode In On
FYI - For Your Information



G - Grin
G2G - Got To Go
GA - Go Ahead
GAC - Get A Clue
GAFIA - Get Away From It All
GAL - Get A Life
GBH - Great Big Hug; Grievious Bodily Harm
GBH&K - Great Big Hugs & Kisses
GBH&KB - Great Big Hugs & Kisses Back
GD&R - Grinning Ducking And Running
GD&RF - Grinning Ducking And Running Fast
GD&RVVF - Grinning Ducking And Running Very Very Fast
GD&W - Grinning Ducking And Weaving
GF - GirlFriend
GFN - Gone For Now
GFR - Grim File Reaper
GFU - General F*ck Up
GFY - Go F*ck Yourself
GFYS - Go F*ck Your Self
GG - Gotta Go; Good Game
GGGGG - Geez!
GGN - Gotta Go Now
GGP - Gotta Go Pee
GH - Getting Hard (male)
GIF - Graphical Interchange Format
GIGO - Garbage In Garbage Out; Garbage In Gospel Out
GIWIST - Gee I Wish I'd Said That
GJ - Good Job
GJP - Good Job Partner
GL - good luck
GLG - Goofy Little Grin
GLGH - Good Luck and Good Hunting
GMAO - Giggling My A*se Off
GMT - Greenwich Mean Time [UK Time]
GMTA - Great Minds Think Alike
GOK - God Only Knows
GOOML - Get Out Of My Life
GOS - Girlfriend Over Shoulder
GOTFIA - Groaning On The Floor In Agony
GOWI - Get On With It
GPF - General Protection Fault; Go Puke Fast
GR8 - Great
GRQ - Get Rich Quick - a type of spam (MMF)
GRUIT - Get Real yoU Impudent Thing
GSH - Good Sense of Humour
GTBOS - Glad To Be Of Service
GTFOOMF - Get The F*ck Out Of My Face
GTFOH - Get The F*ck Outta Here
GTG - Got To Go
GTGB - Got To Get Beer
GTGN - Got To Go Now
GTP - Got To Pee
GTS - God That Sucked
GTSU - Glad/Good To See You
GW - Getting Wet (female)
GYFFR - Get Your F*cking Facts Right


H2 - How To
H&K - Hugs & Kisses
HABO - Have A Better One
HACB - Horny As Can Be
HAGN - Have A Good Night
HAGO - Have A Good One
HAK - Hugs And Kisses
HAND - Have A Nice Day
HATM - Howling At The Moon
HB - Honey Bear; HummingBird
HCB - Holy Cow Batman
HHB - Hello Honey Bear
HHGTTG - Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy
HHIS - Hanging Head In Shame
HHO½K - Ha Ha Only Half Kidding
HHOJ - Ha Ha Only Joking
HHOK - Ha Ha Only Kidding
HHOS - Ha Ha Only Serious
HIB__ - Have I Been ___________
HICA - Here It Comes Again
HMFIC - Head Mother-F*cker In Charge
HNG - Horny Net Geek
HOAS - Hold On A Second
HOMPR - Hang On Mobile Phone's Ringing
HOPR - Hang On Phone's Ringing
HOS - Husband Over Shoulder
HOUER - Hanging On yoUr Every Word
HOYER - Hanging On Your Every Word
HP - Home Page
HPB - High Ping B*stard [used in gaming circles]
HSIK - How Should I Know
HSP - Highly Sensitive Person
HTFSIK - How The F*ck Should I Know
HTH - Hope This Helps
HTML - HyperText Markup Language
HTTP - HyperText Transfer Protocol
HUA - Head Up A*se
HW - HardWare
HWS(PEST) - Husband Wants Sex (Please Excuse Slow Typing)
HWUA - Head Way Up A*se
HWY - Highway




IAAA - I Am An Accountant
IAAD - I Am A Doctor
IAAL - I Am A Lawyer
IAC - In Any Case
IAE - In Any Event
IAGFII - It's All Good Fun Isn't It
IANA - Internet Assigned Numbers Authority
IANAA - I Am Not An Accountant
IANAC - I Am Not A Crook
IANAD - I Am Not A Doctor
IANAL - I Am Not A Lawyer
IANALBIPOOTV - I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV
IANYM - In A New York Minute
IANYS - In A New York Second
IAP - Internet Access Provider
IARTPFWTSIOWIM
- I Am Repeating This Parrot Fashion Without The Slightest
Idea Of What It Means
IASH - I Am So Horny
IAWC - In A While Crocodile [usually used to reply to SYLA(cf)]
IAY - I Adore You
IAYT - I Adore You Too [also IAY2]
IB - I'm Back
IBC - Inadequate But Cute
IBM - Inadequate But Marketable
IBTD - I Beg To Differ
IC - I See; In Character
ICAM - I Couldn't Agree More
ICB - I Care Because
ICBW - I Could Be Wrong
ICCL - I Couldn't Care Less
ICGAFF - I Couldn't Give A Flying F*ck
ICP - Internet Content Provider
ICQ - I Seek You [an Internet Instant Message service]
ICTYBTIHTKY- I Could Tell You But Then I'd Have To Kill You
ICUR - I See yoU aRe
ID - Identification
IDGAD - I Don't Give A Damn
IDGAF - I Don't Give A F*ck (also seen as I Do Give A F*ck)
IDGAFF - I Don't Give A Flying F*ck
IDGARA - I Don't Give A Rat's Ar*se
IDGAS - I Don't Give A Sh*t
IDGI - I Don't Get It
IDK - I Don't Know
IDN - I Don't Know
iDOT - Internet Development Outreach and Technology
IDTS - I Don't Think So
IDTT - I'll Drink To That
IE - In Effect
IETF - Internet Engineering Task Force
IGP - I Gotta Pee
IHABICNRWTSF - I Hate Abbreviations Because I Can Never Remember What
They Stand For [pronounced Eye habbik nerwit siff]
IHTBS - It Has To Be Shown
IHTFP - I Hate This F*cking Place; I Have Truly Found Paradise
IIABDFI - If It Ain't Broke Don't Fix It
IIRC - If I Recall/Remember Correctly
IITYWITIWHTKY - If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have To Kill You
IITYWIMWYBMAD - If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
IITYWIMWYKM - If I Tell You What It Means Will You Kiss Me
IJLS - I Just Like Saying
IK - I Know; Inverse Kinematics
IKWUM - I Know What yoU Mean
IKWYM - I Know What You Mean
ILI - I Like Ike
ILICISCOMK - I Laughed, I Cried, I Spilt Coffee/Coke On My Keyboard
ILIWAPCT - I Love It When A Plan Comes Together
ILU - I Love yoU
ILUIS - I Laughed Until I Stopped
ILUT - I Love yoU Too [also ILU2]
ILY - I Love You
ILY4E - I Love You ForEver
IMAO - In My Arrogant Opinion
IMBO - In My Biased Opinion
IMCDO - In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion
IMCO - In My Considered Opinion
IME - In My Experience
IMHO - In My Humble Opinion
IMMOR - I Make My Own Rules
IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO - In My Opinion
IMOBO - In My Own Biased Opinion
IMPE - In My Personal/Previous Experience
IMPOV - In My Point Of View
IMS - I Must Say
IMVHO - In My Very Humble Opinion
Inc. - Incorporated
INGSI - I'm Not Going To Say It
INPO - In No Particular Order
INT - I'll Never Tell
IO - Input/Output
IOU - I Owe You
IOW - In Other Words
IP - Internet Protocol
IR - Inter Racial
IRC - Internet Relay Chat
IRL - In Real Life
IROOC - I've Run Out Of Cigarettes
IRT - In Real Time
ISC - I Stand Corrected
ISDN - Integrated Services Digital Network
ISO - In Search Of
ISP - Internet Service Provider
ISTM - It Seems To Me
ISTR - I Seem To Remember
IT - Information Technology [a global term for all things now to
do with computers]
ITAK - It Takes All Kinds
ITFA - In The Final Analysis
ITMA - Its That Man Again
ITYM - I Think You Mean
IUTHALORFH - I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Him/Her
IUTKATS - I Used To Know All That Stuff
IWALU - I Will Always Love yoU
IWALY - I Will Always Love You
IWBNI - It Would Be Nice If
IWIK - I Wish I Knew
IWSN - I Want Sex Now
IYD - In Your Dreams
IYF - In Your Face
IYF __ - Insert Your Favourite ________
IYFEG - Insert Your Favourite Ethnic Group
IYKWIM - If You Know What I Mean
IYQ - I Like You [say it, don't read it]
IYSWIM - If You See What I Mean


J/K - Just Kidding
JAFO - Just Another F*cking Observer
JAFU - Just Another F*ck Up
JAM - Just A Moment/Minute
JAO - Just Another Observer
JAS - Just A Second
JFF - Just For Fun
JFTR - Just For The Record
JFYI - Just For Your Information
JIC - Just In Case
JIT - Just In Time
JLY - Jesus Loves You
JMHO - Just My Humble Opinion
JMO - Just My Opinion
JMOOC - Just My Opinion Of Course
JOTL - Joy Of The Lord
JPEG - Joint Photographic Experts Group
Jr - Junior
JSYK - Just So You Know
JTLYK - Just To Let You Know
JTUSK - Just Thought yoU Should Know
JTYMLTK - Just Thought You Might Like To Know
JTYWTK - Just Thought You Wanted To Know



K - oKay
KIA - Know It All
KIBO - Knowledge In Bullsh*t Out
KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid
KITA - Kick In The A*se
KMA - Kiss My A*se
KMB - Kiss My Butt
KMWIH - Kick Me Where It Hurts
KMYF - Kiss Me You Fool
KOL - Kiss On Lips
KOS - Kids Over Shoulder
KOTC - Kiss On The Cheek
KOTL - Kiss On The Lips
KOTM - Kook Of The Month
KTCOOTN - Keep This Crap Out Of This Newsgroup
KWIM - Know What I Mean
KYHU - Keep Your Head Up
KYHOOTW - Keep Your Head Out Of The Water
KYHOOYA - Keep Your Head Out Of Your A*se



L8R - Later
L8TRZ - Laters
LAB&TYD - Life's A Bitch And Then You Die
LAB&TYMO - Life's A Bitch And Then You Marry One
LAGNAF - Let's All Get Naked And F*ck
LALL - Live And Let Live
LAN - Local Area Network
LART - Luser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool
LDTO - Lets Ditch This One
LDWPKOL - Long Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On the Lips
LHM - Lord Help Me
LHU - Lord Help Us
LJBF - Let's Just Be Friends
LLAP - Live Long And Prosper
LLTA - Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
LMA - Leave Me Alone
LMAO - Laughing My A*se Off
LMAOROTF - Laughing My A*se Off Rolling On The Floor
LMC - Lost My Connection
LMCOA - Lost My Connection Once Again
LMFAO - Laughing My F*cking A*se Off
LMK - Let Me Know
LMTFA - Leave Me The F*ck Alone
LOFLOL - Lying On Floor Laughing Out Loud
LOL - Laughing Out Loud; Little Old Lady;
Lots of Love [minority usage]
LoTR - Lord of The Rings
LOWOTFBTC - Laughing Out Waving On The Floor Biting The Carpet
LPB - Low Ping B*stard [used in gaming circles]
LSFIAB - Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel
LSHIH - Laughing So Hard It Hurts
LSHIPMP - Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
LSHMBIB - Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
LSHMSB - Laughing So Hard My Stitches Burst
LSMIF - Laughing So Much I Farted
LSMISMT - Laughing So Much I Shot My Tampax
LSP - Less Sensitive Person
LTBF - Learn To Be Funny
LTIP - Laughing 'Til I Puke
LTM - Laughing To Myself
LTMSH - Laughing 'Til My Sides Hurt
LTNS - Long Time No See
LTR - Long Term Relationship
LTUAE - Life, The Universe, And Everything [Hitch-Hiker's Guide To
The Galaxy]
LUSER - Loser USER
LY - Love Ya
LYIC - Love You In Christ
LYLAB - Love You Like A Brother
LYLAS - Love You Like A Sister
LYWAMH - Love You With All My Heart


M8 - Mate
MAY - Mad About You
MAYB - Mad About You Baby
MB - Message Board
MBR - Master Boot Record
MCIBTY - My Computer Is Better Than Yours
MD - Mailed
MDT - Mountain Daily Team
MFG - More Friendly Garbage
MFIC - Mother F*cker In Charge
MFWIC - Mother F*cker What's In Charge
MHBFY - My Heart Bleeds For You
MHDC - My Hard Drive Crashed
MHM - Members Helping Members
MHOTY - My Hat's Off To You
MIL - Mother In Law
MIME - Multi-purpose Internet Mail Extensions
MING - Mailing
MIPS - Meaningless Information Per Second
ML - More Later
MLA - Multiple Letter Acronym
MM - Multi Media
MMF - Make Money Fast - a type of spam, illegal in most countries
MMIF - My Mouth Is Full
MMX - Multi-Media eXtensions
MNC - Mother Nature Calls
MOF - Matter Of Fact
MOMN - Milk Out My Nose
MORF - Male OR Female
MOS - Member of the Opposite Sex
MOTAS - Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTD - Message Of The Day
MOTOS - Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOTSS - Member Of The Same Sex
MPH - Miles Per Hour
MS - More Sh*t; More of the Same
MSCEA - My Southern Comfort's Empty Again
MSIE - Microsoft Internet Explorer
MSS - Member of the Same Sex
MST - MOuntain Standard Time
MT - My Time
MTFBWY - May The Force Be With You
MUD - Multi-User Dungeon/Domain
MUNG - Mash/Mung Until No Good
MYOB - Mind Your Own Business


N/M - Never Mind
NADM - Never A Dull Moment
NAGI - Not A Good Idea
NANAE - news.admin.net-abuse.email [Usenet newsgroup]
NANAU - news.admin.net-abuse.usenet [Usenet newsgroup]
NAVY - Never Again Volunteer Yourself
NAYY - Not Affiliated. Yada-Yada. [origin unknown]
NB - Nota Bene [Latin for Note Well, i.e. what follows is
important]
NBD - No Big Deal
NBL - Not Bloody Likely
NBTD - Nothing Better To Do
NCB - Never Change Baby
NDB - None of your Damned Business
NDM - No Disrespect Meant
NE1 - Anyone
NERD - National Establishment for Real Dorks
NFG - No F*cking Good
NFI - No F*cking Idea
NFW - No F*cking Way
NFY - No - F*ck You
NGT - Not Gonna Tell
NHOH - Never Heard Of Her/Him
NICBDAT - Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes
NIDWTC - No I Don't Want To Chat
NIH - Not Invented Here
NIMBY - Not In My Back Yard
NINO - Nothing In Nothing Out
NIMTO - Not In My Term Of Office
NIT - Not In Therapy
NLI - Not Logged In
NLT - No Later Than
NM - Never Mind
NM - No Message [used in the subject title of an email which
includes only an attachment]
NMI - No Middle Initial
NMP - Not My Problem
NMS - Not My Style
NMSAA - Not My Style At All
NN - Night Night
NNTP - Network News Transfer Protocol
NoCeM - No See 'eM
NOOTO - Nothing Out Of The Ordinary
NORWICH - kNickers Off Ready When I Come Home
NOYB - None Of Your Business
NOYL - Not On Your Life
NP - No Problem
NP - No Picture [used in the subject title of an email]
NPF - No Problem Found
NPLU - Not People Like Us
NQA - No Questions Asked
NQOS - Not Quite Our Sort
NRN - No Reply Necessary
NS - Netscape
NSS - No Sh*t Sherlock
NT - No Text
NTG - Not Too Good
NTH - No Therapy Helpful
NTIBOA - Not That I'm Bitter Or Anything
NTIM - Not That It Matters
NTIMM - Not That It Matters Much
NTL - None The Less/Never The Less
NUI - Network User Identification
NYCTMI - Now You Come To Mention It
NYI - Not Yet Implemented
NYM - New York Minute
NYP - Not Your Problem

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O-Z


O - Over [to you]
OATUS - On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUS - On An Unrelated Subject
OB - OBligatory; Oh Baby
OBTW - Oh By The Way
OD - OverDose; Oh Dear
OFS - One Finger Salute [the 'bird']
OIC - Oh I See
OMA - On My Ass
OMB - On My Butt
OMBLMAO - On My Butt Laughing My A*se Off
OMFG - Oh My F*cking God
OMG - Oh My God
ONNA - Oh No Not Again
ONNTA - Oh No Not That/This Again
OO - Over and Out
OOC - Out Of Character
OOI - Out Of Interest
OOSOOM - Out Of Sight Out Of Mind
OOTC - Obligatory On Topic Comment [indicates that part of a message
that pertains in some way to the Usenet newsgroup that the
message appears in]
OS - Operating System
OSIM - Oh Sh*t It's Monday
OSIS - Oh Sh*t It's Sunday
OT - Off Topic
OT1H - On The One Hand
OTC - Over The Counter
OTD - Out The Door
OTF - On The Floor [mad laughter]
OTGH - On The Gripping Hand
OTL - Out To Lunch
OTOH - On The Other Hand
OTOOH - On The Other Other Hand
OTT - Over The Top
OTTH - On The Third Hand
OTTOMH - Off The Top Of My Head
OTW - On The Whole
OW - Oh Well
OWTTE - Or Words To That Effect


PABG - Pack A Big Gun
PAW - Parents Are Watching
PBM - Play By Mail (games)
PBNFL - Possible, But Not F*cking Likely
PC - Personal Computer
PCB - Please Call Back
PCMCIA - People Can't Master Computer Industry Acronyms
PD - Public Domain
PDA - Public Display of Affection
PDN - Public Data Network
PDPMEMA - Please Don't Post My Email Address
PDQ - Pretty Damn Quick
PDS - Please Don't Shout
PDT - Pacific Daylight savings Time
PEBCAK - Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PEM - Privacy Enhanced Mail
PEST - Please Excuse Slow Typing
PFM - Pure F*ckin' Magic [when trying to explain how something works]
PGP - Pretty Good Privacy
PhD - Piled Higher and Deeper
PIMP - Pee In My Pants
PITA - Pain In The A*se
PKB - Pot, Kettle, Black
PKOC - Passionate Kiss On the Cheek
PKOL - Passionate Kiss On the Lips
PLMK - Please Let Me Know
PLMKO - Please Let Me Know Ok
PLOKTA - Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
PLONK - Person with Little Or No Knowledge [when seen in a newsgroup posting
usually means the person referred to has been kill-filed]
PLS - Please
PLZ - Please
PMBI - Pardon My Butting In
PMETC - Pardon Me ETC
PMFBI - Pardon Me For Butting In
PMFI - Problem Magically Fixed Itself
PMFJI - Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMFJIH - Pardon Me For Jumping In Here
PMJI - Pardon My Jumping In
PMP - Peed My Pants
PO - Piss Off
POETS (day)- Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday
POAHF - Put On A Happy Face
POM - Phase Of the Moon
POP - Point Of Presence; Post Office Protocol
POQ - Piss Off Quickly
POQADCB - Piss Off Quickly And Don't Come Back
POS - Parents Over Shoulder
POTS - Plain Old Telephone Service/System
POTUS - President Of The United States
POV - Point Of View
PPL - PeoPLe
PPP - Point-to-Point Protocol; Petty Pet Peeve
PPPP - Previous Paragraph was Polemical Position
PS - Post Script
PST - Pacific Standard Time
PTB - Powers That Be
PTL - Praise The Lord
PTLAPTA - Praise The Lord And Pass The Ammunition
PTMM - Please Tell Me More
PTMY - Pleased To Meet You
PTMYA - Pleased To Make Your Acquaintance
PTO - Please Turn Over
PW - Pathetic Wanker; PowWow



Q - Queue
QED - Quid Erat Demonstrandum; Quite Easily Done
QPQ - Quid Pro Quo
QT - Cutie; Quiet



RA - Red Alert
RAS - Running And Screaming
RE - REgarding
RFC - Request For Comment
RFD - Request For Discussion
RFM - Reply To Flagged Message
RFN - Right F*cking Now
RFT - Request For Thinking
RHIP - Rank Hath Its Privileges
RL - Real Life
RLCO - Real Life COnference
RMH - Real Manly Hug
RNA - Ring No Answer
ROFFNAR - Rolling On the Floor For No Apparent Reason
ROFL - Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROFLMAATO - Rolling On Floor Laughing My A*se And T*ts Off
ROFLMAO - Rolling On Floor Laughing My A*se Off
ROFLMAOBT - Rolling On Floor Laughing My A*se Off Big Time
ROFLMAOPMP - Rolling On Floor Laughing My A*se Off Peeing My Pants
ROFLMHO - Rolling On Floor Laughing My Head Off
ROFLOL - Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROFLUTS - Rolling On Floor Laughing Unable To Speak
ROFLWPIMP - Rolling On Floor Laughing Whilst Peeing In My Pants
ROTBA - Reality On The Blink Again
ROTF - Rolling On The Floor
ROTFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLAS - Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Snorting
ROTFLBTC - Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet
ROTFLMAO - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A*rse Off
ROTFLMAOSHTCCOMNAIWEDA - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A*se Off So Hard That
Coke Came Out My Nose And I Wasn't Even Drinking Any
ROTFLSHISMC- Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Spilt My Coffee
ROTFLSMP - Rolling On The Floor Laughing Sh*tting My Pants
ROTFLSTCIIHO - Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat If I Had One
ROTM - Right On The Money
RPG - Role Playing Game
RSN - Real Soon Now
RT - Real Time
RTFF - Read The F*cking FAQ(s)
RTFI - Read The F*cking Instructions
RTFM - Read The F*cking Manual
RTFN - Right The F*ck Now
RTFQ - Read The F*cking Question
RTFS - Read The F*cking Source
RTM - Read The Manual
RTS - Read The Screen; Real Time Strategy
RUMF - aRe yoU Male or Female
RUMORF - aRe yoU Male Or Female


S* - *Smile*
SAH - Screw A Hamster
SAHM - Stay At Home Mum
SAMFUTU - Situation Abnormal More F*cked Up Than Usual
SAPFU - Surpassing All Previous F*ck Ups
SAR - Smart A*se Remark
SASS - Short Attention Span Society/Syndrome
SAT - Sorry About That
SBID - Sh*tty But It'll Do
SCNR - Sorry, Could Not Resist
SEC - SECond, e.g. Wait a sec
SEG - Sh*t Eating Grin
SEP - Somebody Else's Problem
SETE - Smiling Ear To Ear
SFAIAA - So Far As I Am Aware
SFLA - Stupid Four Letter Acronym
SGML - Standardised Generalised Markup Language
SH - Sh*t Happens
SHTSI - Somebody Had To Say It
SIG - Special Interest Group
SIIK - Stuffed If I Know
SIL - Sister In Law
SIT - Stay In Touch
SITD - Still In The Dark
SLIP - Serial Line Interface Protocol
SMAR - Suck My A*se Raw
SMG - Suck My Goat
SMO - Serious Mode On
SMOP - Small Matter Of Programming
SMOFF - Serious Mode OFF
SMTP - Simple Mail Transfer Protocol
SNAFU - Situation Normal All F*cked Up
SNERT - Snot-Nosed Egostical Rude Teenager
SNR - Signal To noise Ratio
SO - Significant Other
SOHB - Sense Of Humour Bypass
SOI - Stink On Ice; State Of Insanity
SOL - Sh*t Out of Luck
SOP - Standard Operating Procedure
SOS - Same Old Sh*t
SOT - Short Of Time
SOTMG - Short Of Time Must Go
SOVS - SomeOne Very Special
SPAM - SPiced hAM [now a common term on the Internet used to refer
to Unsolicited Bulk Email, and unsolicited multiple postings
to one or more Usenet newsgroups]
SRY - Sorry
SSDD - Same Sh*t Different Day
SSI - Subject Says It [usually in the title of an email or newsgroup post]
ST - Such That; Star Trek
ST-DS9 - Star Trek Deep Space 9
ST-TNG - Star Trek The Next Generation
ST-TOS - Star Trek The Original Series
ST-VOY - Star Trek Voyager
STFU - Shut The F*ck Up
STS - So To Speak
SUCDIC - Situation Under Control Dickheads In Charge
SUFID - Screwing Up Face In Disgust
SUL - See yoU Later
SUNOILTY - Shut Up No One Is Listening To You
SUP - what'S UP
SUYP - Shut Up You Pervert
SW - SoftWare; So What; Says Whom
SWAG - Simple Wild Assed Guess; Scientific Wild Assed Guess; Stupid Wild Assed Guess
SWAHBI - Silly/Stupid Wild Assed Hair Brained/Half Baked Idea
SWAK - Sealed With A Kiss
SWALK - Sealed With A Loving Kiss
SWDYRTW - Since When Do You Rule The Web
SWL - Screaming With Laughter
SWMBO - She Who Must Be Obeyed
SWYP - So What's Your Problem
SYL - See You Later
SYSOP - SYStem OPerator
SYT - Sweet Young Thing
SYWWBY - See Ya - Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya


TABA - Throws A Beer At
TAF - That's All Folks
TAFFARD - Take A Flying F*ck At A Rolling Donut
TAFN - That's All For Now
TANJ - There Ain't No Justice
TANSTAAFL - There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TARFU - Things Are Really F*cked Up
TASW - That's All She Wrote
TAWIS - That Ain't What I Said
TBC - To Be Continued
TBE - To Be Expected
TBYB - Try Before You Buy
TC - Telephone Call; Take Care
TCB - Taking Care of Business
TCD - The Cat's Dead
TDD - The Dog's Dead
TDM - Too Damn Many
TEOTWAWKI - The End Of The World As We Know It
TFB - Too F*cking Bad
TFE - Too F*cking Easy
TFS - Three Fingered Salute [Ctrl-Alt-Del]
TFTT - Thanks For The Thought
TGAL - Think Globally Act Locally
TGIF - Thank God It's Friday
TGTF - Thank God Tomorrow's Friday
TIA - Thanks In Advance
TIATLG - Truly I Am The Living God
TIC - Tongue In Cheek
TIIC - Those Idiots In Control
TIME - Tears In My Eyes
TIMTOWTDI - There Is More Than One Way To Do It
TINALO - This Is Not A Legal Opinion
TINAR - This Is Not A Recommendation
TINC - There Is No Cabal
TINWIS - That Is Not What I Said
TIP - To Insure Promptness
TJATAW - Truth Justice And The American Way
TLA - Three Letter Acronym
TLC - Tender Loving Care
TLG - The Living God
TM - Thread Mangler
TMI - Too Much Information
TMIKTLIU - The More I Know The Less I Understand
TN - TelNet
TNOTVS - There's Nothing On TeleVision So
TNX - Thanks
TOTBAL - There Ought To Be A Law
TPAE - The Possibilities Are Endless
TPS(S) - This Program Sucks (Severely)
TPTB - The Powers That Be
TRDMC - Tears Running Down My Cheeks
TS - Tough Sh*t; Top Secret
TSOHF - Total Sense Of Humour Failure
TSR - Terminate and Stay Resident (program);
Totally Stupid Rules
TTBE - That's To Be Expected
TTBOMK - To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN - Ta Ta For Now
TTL4N - That's The Lot For Now
TTM - To The Moderator
TTSP - This Too Shall Pass
TTTT - These Things Take Time
TTUL - Talk/Type To yoU Later
TTYL - Talk To You Later
TTYRS - Talk To You Real Soon
TVB - Top Versus Bottom
TWAIN - Technology Without An Important Name
TWIMC - To Whom It May Concern
TWIS - That's What I Said
TWTST - That Will Take Some Thought
TWYAS - That's What You All Say
TWYT - That's What You Think
TY - Thank You
TYT - Take Your Time [often in reply to BRB (cf)]
TYVM - Thank You Very Much



U/L - UpLoad
UAE - Unrecoverable Application Error
UBE - Unsolicited Bulk Email
UFLA - Unidentified Four Letter Acronym
UGTBK - yoU've Got To Be Kidding
UL - UpLoad
UOK - yoU OK?
URL - Uniform Resource Locator
URLCM - yoU aRe weLCoMe
USU - USUally
UT4S - yoU Type For Shit
UTC - Coordinated Universal Time [GMT]; Under The Counter
UTT - Under The Table
UUCP - Unix-toUnix CoPy


VBG - Very Big Grin
VDPKOL - Very Deep Passionate Kiss On the Lips
VDWPKOL - Very Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On the Lips
VH - Virtual Hug
VR - Virtual Reality
VRML - Virtual Reality Modelling Language
VT - Virtual Time



W/ - With
W/O - With Out
W8 - Wait
W8ING - Waiting
WAB - What Another Bill
WAEF - When All Else Fails
WAG - Wild Assed Guess
WAIS - Wide Area Information Server
WALOC - What A Load Of Crap
WAN - Wide Area Network
WB - Welcome Back
WBS - Write Back Soon
WBSP - Write Back Soon Please
WC - Way Cool
WCAGA - What Comes Around Goes Around
WDYMBT - What Do You Mean By That
WEFT - Wrong Every F*cking Time
WFHC - Why For How Come?
WFM - Works For Me
- Wide Grin
WGAFF - Who Gives A Flying F*ck
WGAS - Who Gives A Sh*t
WIBNIF - Wouldn't It Be Nice IF
WITY - What's It To You
WMMOWS - Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
WOA - Work Of Art
WOFT - Waste Of F*cking Time
WOFTAM - Waste Of F*cking Time And Money
WOM - Word Of Mouth
WOMBAT - Waste Of Money Brains And Time
WOS - Wife Over Shoulder
WPKOL - Wet Passionate Kiss On the Lips
WRT - With Regard/Respect To
WSDMU - We Sure Did Miss yoU
WTF - What The F*ck
WTFDIC - What The F*ck Do I Care
WTFDIK - What The F*ck Do I Know
WTFDYTYA - Who The F*ck Do You Think You Are
WTG - Way To Go (Well Done!)
WTH - What The Hell/Heck
WUC - Why yoU Cry?
WWW - World Wide Web; World Wide Wait
WWYC - Write When You Can
WYGIWYG - What You Got Is What You Get
WYGIWYPF - What You Get Is What You Pay For
WYM - What You Mean?
WYP - What's Your Point?
WYSIWYG - What You See Is What You Get
WYSOH - Where's Your Sense Of Humour?



XYZ - eXamine Your Zipper



Y2K - The Year 2000
YAABH - You Are A Big Help
YABA - Yet Another Bloody Acronym
YAOTM - Yet Another Off-Topic Message
YASAWYAB - You Are So Angry When You Are Beautiful
YASBWYAA - You Are So Beautiful When You Are Angry
YBS - You'll Be Sorry
YCIITM - Your Check/Cheque Is In The Mail
YCLIU - You Can Look It Up
YCTFS - You Can't Type For Shit
YGGM - Your Guess is as Good as Mine
YGTBK - You've Got To Be Kidding
YHB___ - You Have Been ___
YHBW - You Have Been Warned
YHL - You Have Lost
YHTBT - You Had To Be There
YIAH - Yes I Am Here
YKINOK - Your Kink Is Not OK
YKWIM - You Know What I Mean
YKYATP - You Know You're A Tired Parent
YM - You Mean
YMMV - Your Mileage May Vary [it could be different for you]
YOYO - You're On Your Own
YOYOW - You Own Your Own Words
YR - Yeah Right
YSS - You Suck Severely
YT - Yours Truly
YTMOB - You Turn Me On Baby
YW - You're Welcome
YWSYLS - You Win Some You Lose Some
YYBBHH - Yeh Yeh Beep Beep Honk Honk
YYSSW - Ya Ya Sure Sure Whatever


ZN - ZiffNet


=/= - is not equal to
$0.02 - 2 Cents Worth
10Q - Thank You
1-2-1 - One To One [e.g. Do you want to chat 1-2-1?]
1FTR - One For The Road
2u - to you
2u2 - to you too
24/7 - 24 hours a day, 7 days a week

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Well ... uh ... nothing to add to these lists ... thanx, I learnt a few new stuff ...

Lapinou

quote:

strawberrysugga3: hey strawberrysugga3: asl stanleygruber: helllo? strawberrysugga3: hi stanleygruber: hi. strawberrysugga3: a-s-l stanleygruber: a-s-l. strawberrysugga3: u first strawberrysugga3: hehe stanleygruber: oh. i thought that was a gang sign. stanleygruber: are you in a gang? strawberrysugga3: um..no strawberrysugga3: age-sex-location stanleygruber: oh. yes. stanleygruber: okay? stanleygruber: thank you. strawberrysugga3: so wuts ur age-sex-location stanleygruber: oh. right. why did you IM me? strawberrysugga3: iunno stanleygruber: what gang are you in? strawberrysugga3: im not in gang...which r u in stanleygruber: i'm not in a gang. i used to be in ASL posse though. they kicked me out b/c i couldn't hang. strawberrysugga3: oow strawberrysugga3: how old r u stanleygruber: i'm 24. how old r Yu? strawberrysugga3: 15 strawberrysugga3: g2g stanleygruber: enjoy your gang! strawberrysugga3: i will stanleygruber: be careful. watch yo back at all times.

hehehehe!!!

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Peace 'n Love! • Mikey • Sydney, Australia.

OMGGGGGG hahaha...
shit like this happens all the time. i love fukin with people online.
ill start a thread like this later on just to keep you people amused.

ok ...... time to introduce some cool ass faces.....

^_^

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these faces looks better than haha

Since we're on the subject of f*cking with people online, let me tell you what i used to do.....

You know how online chat rooms have "teen chat"... (well they usually do, and AOL used to , which is where i used to do this...)

Well, all the "teens" in teen chat are so friggin' immature, its hilarious..... all overprotective and stuff...
Well i'd go in and talk to them and stuff, then when they did an A/S/L across the board i would put 12/m/FL or 11/m/FL.... and they would get PISSED!!! "You're not a TEENager!" they would yell.... "GET OUT OF HERE NOW!" they exclaimed... hehehe, i would stay in there and keep talking... "We're not going to say ANYthing until you leave" they retorted..... and the room would fall silent until i left...

heheh, funny shite to do while bored at work, i tell ya....

Another good one, is i used to go into the regular chats, and talk to some girl...... you know, for like 15 minutes, get her all in conversation... then i'll ask her to send a pic... then she does, so she asks me to send one, and i'll send this pic: (not really me, mind you, but friggin' hilarious!)


And sometimes i would pretend i was a girl, and talk to a guy for 15+ minutes, get him all worked up thinking he's gonna score, then when we exchanged pics i'd send him this:

or this:


funny thing is..... even though you've spent 15 minutes talking to them, once you post those pics, they want NOTHING to do with you... lol... and you just wasted 15 minutes of their life..... (i do this while bored at work mind you, so its nothing off my back...)

heheh..... don't have time to do this too much anymore, but i was loving this prank a couple of months ago...

-ABT-

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Peace.

quote:

Originally posted by ABTsportsline funny thing is..... even though you've spent 15 minutes talking to them, once you post those pics, they want NOTHING to do with you... lol... and you just wasted 15 minutes of their life..... (i do this while bored at work mind you, so its nothing off my back...) -ABT-

how old are you?
Okay... did it ever occur to you, that you were wasting 15 minutes of your life too?

that is funny at some point, but it can be really immature.

extravaganza