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Originally posted by Sand Leaper More people die yearly in donkey accidents than in plane crashes.

lol.... I hope thats... true?

Fact:no one can sneeze with their eyes open

On average everyone farts once per hour.

Sperm have to swim 100,000 times their length to get a woman pregnant. That's the equivalent of man swimming over 100 miles in one go.

On average, you produce 200g of poo per day.

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So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from Hell,
Blue skys from pain.
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?

Jesus is a MC.

The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

I have a:
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quote:

Originally posted by CityKitty if you pinch the skin on your elbow it doesn't hurt.

you can't lick your own elbow either...

















now boys and girls, don't strain your neck trying...

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and you thought you had issues

im not gay

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Originally posted by glowinfairy Fact:no one can sneeze with their eyes open

That's cos if you sneeze with your eyes open, your eyes will pop out

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Originally posted by Sand Leaper That's cos if you sneeze with your eyes open, your eyes will pop out

I was just going to try it. Keeping my eye sopen with my fingers
Ok NOT then

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smoking is bad 4 u

its useless cause most of the smokers ignore this fact!

no word in the dutch language can be rhymed with "twaalf" (twelve)

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Alsof Het G*dverdomme Himmel Niks Kost!!!