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| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
I haven't seen that many whips used since they punished your parents for giving birth to you. Just keep the clicker away from the smiley faces, I dont require ten thousand visual aids like you to grasp the concept of tone and interpretation in one's posts, I leave that for dim-wits like you. But you can't be at blame for that, its obvious by your lack of the proper english language, and the use of a thing called grammar that you have nothing short of a grade 4 vocabulary and english education.
I wonder where do you come up with this shit anyhow? You got a crack team of monkeys working around the clock writing your brilliant posts. You gotta stop over-working them, they seem to be spewing more moronic banter than Jerry Fawell and Fred Phelps at a gay rights rally. Speaking of crack and monkeys, how has family life been treating you?
Anyhow, back to the more important issues like when are you going to grow up and stop going to those gingerale and cookie parties you can only attend, seeing as your still an under aged. Must suck living a life of only internet boyfriends and repeated horse cock sucking, but I guess thats the life of a 19 year old in white trash country. One day you can party and have fun like the big dogs on these threads, but for now its just whoring your self up to the next loser who takes pity upon your sad case, and treats you to a nice dinner at Dunkin Donuts and suckin on his dirty, hairy, sweaty asshole.
Honey, you cant be through with me, cause I aint even started on your fat ass. Oh, don't worry about going down on me, I learned my lesson well the first time from a little thing calle VD. Thats why 2 days ago all you saw was the bottom end of my testicles slapping you across the forehead tea-baggin style, and my heavy, thick rod pimp-slappin you across your face with spectacular force, leaving you sprawling across my bedroom floor like every other bitch whore who expects to please the Rodinator with their dirty mouths. Do yourself a favor, throw in the towel, cause you just aint no match for me kid.
On a side note, your flame was hilarious, I couldnt believe you wrote that...I sense much promise in you. |
Baby doll, it's unimaginable that you had the audacity to dig yourself a 6 ft. hole. Do you not recall when your camel riding self asked me in your terrorist dialect to help you speak English ??" You me help English me ?? I from Arabia I oil yes I swim in sea of Pacific to here I get from hi..i sow you, you leaf hut" wtf !!! DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THAT ?? I turned you into what you are !! not that I have obtained much dignity  And what about the dishwashing job I landed you in my restaurant ?? You were making $1.87 !!!! and yet again, you managed to fuck it up. Take those hideous towels off your arrogant head. I know you don't want to me to continue with our sex life.. you thought i had 5 holes.. educate your foreign ass. Yet I will always remember telling your pitiful self that if you were to be good in bed, you had to let me shit on you ... and what did you do ?!? Hunny, you laid on your back and opened up your mouth wide... my sweet , sweet toxins suffocated your blemished face.. You no longer obtained any visibility.. I remember vividly the warm, moist steam rising from your face as well.. To top it all off, I told you I would love you forever if you wouldn't mind me pulling out my tampon and you giving it a good sucking.. i dangled it down in front of your feces infested face and you sucked harder than you've ever sucked before.. even surpassing the rim job you gave that young, 5 year old immigrant boy. You sucked it dry.. i was amazed. It was no longer a wine red, but rather a pure, innocent white. AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR SHOES ??? Red Wing w/ velcro ??!?! Even if you have dreadlocks.. you DO still wash your hair.. your locks are all knotted up in a huge rats nest to the left side of your head... and to top it all off.. when i came over thinking I was invited to a candle lit dinner.. you used the excess oils of your wilted, nappy hair nest for grease on the steaks !!! It was disturbing.. no one in their right mind... i dont even know what to say.. and the other day i noticed a cockroach came crawling out of your KFC uniform !!! do you not take notice to things such as these ??? The next time you use your obtrusive collection of ear wax to condition your grubby, blackened skin I am going to notify the police of your two legged dog that is always limping freely around the neighborhood !! Get your ass back on that camel you came in on.. This isn't your home !! 
ahahaha Rodrico.. I don't know.. I'm kind of liking this.. the feeling of being abused in front of millions. It's releasing uber amounts of stress and making me overtly excited. However, I get the odd feeling that my cheesy flames make no sense; while yours, on the other hand, are at least practical. Am I neurotic to be anxiously awaiting your next words of degradation ??  You, hunny.. are superb ! I just have to keep reminding myself that resorting to make-believe flames over the internet are perfectly justified, even at the age of 19... ?
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Last edited by SuckUpMySenses on May-14-2004 at 05:31
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