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Originally posted by G`Dave That's an interesting theory you've got there.. But usually I find that if I walk out of an exam feeling good.. I did good.. and I don't think I would have missed anything. After writing 12 pages of java for one question,( ) I can't imagine I missed anything.

wholey crap how did u write 12 pages of java, the most i wrote for a question on the computing exam last year was less than 2 pages

I tend to get a bit carried away really... I'm sure most people only did 2-3 pages for one question..

But I load it up with comments.. use big writing.. and tend to cover all the input type holes.. like out of ranges and things like that... ends up taking quite a while.

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Originally posted by S_madis hehehehe couldn't agree more! I'm however aiming to do honours and I have to maintain a C average in order to do so. However, ask most syd.ta's and they will tell you that I still manage to roam the town in off-chop antics most, if not all weekends. Astroboy: Thats exactly why I wanna do Honours. A plain BA won't get me anywhere.

Hey, I was just takin the piss. In my books as long as you enjoy what you're studying you're doing the right thing. I always give my friends shit about their science/eng timetables and group meetings etc...

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OH... group meetings.... *Shakes Fist*

gotta love the peace and fucking quiet at 2 am.

now to learn myself this subject which i rarely went to, due to the fact we had the same lecturer for most of it, and noone could understand him.

after a few weeks, half the class wasnt bothering to show, and half of what did show left during the lectures....

and we didnt get a form to fill out on his lecturing skills, like with most....

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Maybe write out a letter on his lecturing skills in pig's blood or something, and slip it under his door

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The funniset thing ive heard of from a lecturer is that one of my mates went to this lecture (which id conveniently slept through ) and for the first 40 minutes of the lecture no one could understand what the lecturer was saying no matter how hard they tried to decipher his accent (he was pakistani), after about 40 minutes though one kid at the front (a pakistani as well) put his hand up and went the lecturer asked him what he wanted, the kid said "i can understand you fine and all but it might be a good idea if you spoke in English so that the REST of the class can understand you!"

He'd been doing the whole lecture in Pakistani! LOL.... needless to say he stopped lecturing the next week!!

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They travel up your spine into your brain
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i've got 4 exams over 2-week period starting
next thurs 17/6. 2nd year commerce student.

Can't wait for semester break!
Good luck to everyone taking exams!


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Originally posted by lethal The funniset thing ive heard of from a lecturer is that one of my mates went to this lecture (which id conveniently slept through ) and for the first 40 minutes of the lecture no one could understand what the lecturer was saying no matter how hard they tried to decipher his accent (he was pakistani), after about 40 minutes though one kid at the front (a pakistani as well) put his hand up and went the lecturer asked him what he wanted, the kid said "i can understand you fine and all but it might be a good idea if you spoke in English so that the REST of the class can understand you!" He'd been doing the whole lecture in Pakistani! LOL.... needless to say he stopped lecturing the next week!!

Is that actually true, sounds very apocryphal to me

Fkn funny though, we've all had lecturers like that

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My mate swears black and blue its true.... and with the HUGE number of indian and pakistani lecturers we have here in the mech eng faculty at UNSW, i wouldnt be suprised if it was true!

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Never hold your farts in!!!
They travel up your spine into your brain
and that where you get shit ideas from!!!

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Originally posted by lethal My mate swears black and blue its true.... and with the HUGE number of indian and pakistani lecturers we have here in the mech eng faculty at UNSW, i wouldnt be suprised if it was true!

Yeah that's the thing .. so many lecturers are like that!!!

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one of our rotational lectures for WWII History this semester was like that. he was german, and if he had to say a german word, e.g. lebensraum. his next couple of sentences would be spoken in rapid-fire german. until at which point he realised his mistake and muttered 'shizen!' hahaha.